Top Ten reasons 2021 will be better

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer We have collectively learned the value of comfortable clothes The importance of having comfy clothes can’t be overstated. Without crowded...

A diary of what I did during winter break

By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Day One (December 17) Dear Diary, Today I did the laundry that’s been piling on my chair for the last two weeks...

Your Weekly Horoscopes Jan. 11–15

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Aries: You just don’t feel alive anymore, Aries. After learning every routine on Just Dance and burning the polaroids of...

Canadian government announces 2021 stimulus of a $10 Steam card and some foil balloons

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer The Canadian government held a press event today to discuss their new 2021 COVID-19 relief effort. A representative announced that...

How your email really found me

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Out of all the horrible things that occurred during 2020, there’s one thing that’s been neglected in the 2020 slander:...

The perfect stocking stuffers for your loved one going through a quarter-life crisis

By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate As the snow falls, we too fall under the weight of the self-awareness of Christmas and its exploitative, capitalistic nature...

Top Ten failed 2020 New Year’s resolutions

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Travel more to ~find yourself~ People with a “this is going to be my year” mentality seek travel to ~discover...

“I can’t wait for this year to end!” says student who thinks the pandemic will randomly stop because of an arbitrary date

By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate In a few brief weeks, it will be 2021, and we all know what that means. The minute the clock...

Holiday season jeopardized by the dreaded Disney Adults buying all the Disney merchandise

By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate The toy stores open during this pandemic — endangering workers just so some kid can play with Lego for five...

How is this Animal Crossing island coping after its mayor got over the game months ago?

By: Kelly Chia, Peak Associate Fog sets in on anotha night. Da animals are running amok since da boss dipped. I look around, dart in...