In-person dating horror stories

By: Serena Bains, Shangrila Plaza, and Paige Riding Horror movie binge (by Serena) When you live in Surrey, in-person dating means that going anywhere else is...

Student grateful to finally be able to use hoarded Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers from sixth grade

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer With half the world being on fire and countless (often preventable) deaths being reported daily, it feels like everything is...

Rejected ideas for the Student Union Building (SUB)

By: Juztin Bello, Carter Hemion, Emma Jean, Paige Riding, Nathan Tok, and Sara Wong Escape room (By Juztin) As any SFU student knows, being on campus is...

Apocamoth Now

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor September 1 (Day 1): Dear Diary, New year, new me, baby.  I don’t know what it is, but something feels funny about coming...

SFUnexplained: Former SFU president Andrew Petter replaced by suspicious look-alike during final term

By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Wake up, sheeple! Our beloved previous university president, Andrew Petter, has been replaced by a doppelgänger.  For starters, Petter has not...

Single student not even that mad that they’re alone, grateful for emotional support laundry on their bed

By: Zedd Strangelove, SFU Student The room is silent with the exception of a lone ceiling fan pushing lukewarm air down on the bed. There...

Top Ten personality traits society has outgrown the need for

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Pineapple on pizza debaters Some might say the worst thing is putting pineapple on pizza, but what’s worse than that...

SFU student devastated to learn that taking six courses does not count as a personality trait

By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer The semester just started and students are getting settled into their new schedules, dropping or changing classes, and, in some...

Guy who responds with forehead picture and no caption better communicator than SFU, survey reports

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor BURNABY, BC — A new survey expressed the SFU community’s overwhelming preference for communicating with a dude on their Snapchat...

Communication graduate left searching for the “s” she swears was at the end of her major’s name

By: Alex Masse, SFU Student This year hasn’t been great for anyone. Students have online schooling to dread, and graduates are braving the “new normal”...