What lies beyond the mysterious AQ ice cream machines?

By: Zedd Strangelove, SFU Student There I was on a rare sunny fall day — socks up to my knees, Chucks on my feet, and...

Student accidentally failing class they didn’t even know they were enrolled in

By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer SFU student and film major, Khan Fuzon, recently came forward with a complaint to SFU administration regarding a course mix-up....

Top ten things that probably made me gay

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor “Everytime We Touch” by Cascada When middle school me heard this Eurotrash 2000s staple for the first time, something awakened....

Meet the student complaining on Rate My Professors following a self-induced bad semester

By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer Some students choose to send their professor an email once in a while, or perhaps they may even pop into...

Where is the fourth floor of the AQ?

By: Molly Lorette, Peak Associate Have you ever stepped into the elevator on your way to a tutorial on the fifth floor of the AQ...

Warning signs that your feed may be plagued once again by the same regurgitated Halloween posts

By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate We all know them, or someone like them.  As summer leaves and the autumn chill weaves between our bones, you open...

SFU’s Hierarchy of Needs

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Physiological needs Lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to  A bootleg textbook PDF missing half the pages...

Wildlife to move into Beedie student’s forest tattoo sleeve following increase in campus construction

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Dear SFU, I know that with all those new stunning, only entirely gentrified cinder blocks you call your new Residence buildings...

Top ten people natural selection is coming for

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Social media influencers It should come as no surprise that social media influencers are on this list, given the fact...

SFUnexplained: SFU works with other institutions to keep its student body here — and not in the ways you may think

By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about why those at the top of SFU make hundreds of thousands of dollars to ignore...