A list of things I will accept in my trick-or-treat bag

By:  Alannah Wallace It’s Halloween! You know what that means — all of our dentists are sitting on the edge of their chairs ready to...

Quiz: What type of ghost are you?

By: Monica Branch Before you can spook around, you have to figure out what ghost you’ll be — since not everyone can be Danny Phantom...

How to take a better unsolicited dick pic

By: Gene Cole We each need to spend our free time doing something. Some of us take on hobbies to distract ourselves from modern life,...

Things you could buy other than tuition

By: Gabrielle McLaren We just finished midterm season, unless your prof decided that September 17 was halfway through the term. Right now, you’d rather be...

Bad habits to pick up now!

By: Ashley Lee Want to improve your life? Interested in feeling better both physically and mentally? Well, good for you! Go find one of the...

Hairstyles for late and lazy people

By: Eva Zhu Whoopsie daisy! You slapped the snooze button too many times because you’re a failure at life (don’t worry though, we all are)...

Sixth senses you wish you could have

By: Meghan Light You all know what I’m talking about. Our five senses are boring as fuck. So, here is a compiled list of potential...

United Nations to recognize Vape Nation sovereignty

By: Aaron Richardson The rapid expansion of the population of Vape Nation has been kept under close watch by the United Nations (UN) for a...

What does your pet’s name say about you?

By: Gene Cole As we go through life, the human relationships we have can be hard, complicated, and non-existent. To escape this frustration, many have...

SFU sells pond parking passes in hopes of relieving parking congestion

An incident on October 2, in which a car drove into the AQ reflecting pond, actually offered up some inspiration for SFU admin on...