How to interpret your dreams

By: Holly French Ever been plagued by weird dreams and just can’t explain why? Well, for once, the planets may have aligned in your favour....

The 10 Commandments of using a public washroom

By: Gabrielle McLaren   I’m going to have to engrave these rules on the brutalist stone walls of this institution, or scrawl them on the bathroom...

How to get out of student debt? The answer will shock you!

By: Amal Javed Abdullah Are you drowning in student debt? Do you lay awake at night with the thought of a future with crippling financial...

How to get people on the bus to not talk to you

By: Holly French Sometimes it’s hard to not be a dick, especially when you’re stuffed in a smelly bus full of annoying people and you...

New and hot eats coming to SFU

By: Gabrielle McLaren As a surprising breath of fresh air following years of mismanagement and incompetence that have led to the only bar on the...

Where your SFU tuition dollars REALLY go

You know that you just emptied your wallet and your savings recently on tuition, but do you know where the money that would’ve allowed...

How to get to know your prof

By: Gabrielle McLaren Obviously, while making your schedule you had ratemyprofessors.com open in another tab, but you’ve been burned by inadequate reviews before — and...

Dear InstaCrush part two

read Dear Instacrush part 1 here! Dear @InstaCrush, It has happened. Our paths have crossed — and not just because I’ve scrolled to the end of...

Five ways that university is just like obedience school

By: Holly French Let’s face it — back-to-school season isn’t just for humans. Your furry, four-legged friends are headed off to obedience classes and they...

Secret SFU campus found beneath Burnaby Mountain exclusively for left-handed students

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Construction workers were shocked late last week when they accidentally uncovered a hidden subterranean campus exclusively for left-handed students....