McFogg the Dog leaves position of mascot, but not our hearts

Written by: Winona Young BREAKING NEWS: Earlier this week, SFU released a statement explaining how McFogg the Dog will no longer be SFU’s official mascot....

Comedic Poetry: IKEA at midnight

Written by: Larissa Melville Forty minutes: The fuck is going on? All parts strewn, laid out like jigsaw pieces and captured in the tired eye of the...

Amazon product reviews for SFU degrees

Written by: Alex Bloom, Aaron Richardson, Iain Edgar, Maxwell Gawlick, Tiffany Chang Bachelor of business administration ✩✩✩✩ This degree was very expensive, but it works pretty well. I...

Comedic poetry: Getting drunk for the first time

Written by: Kitty Cheung You walk excitedly into the basement party, nestled in the suburbs, surrounded by university friends, more like acquaintances? whatevs, WE FINNA GET FUCKED...

Rejection letter from the company you’re too unqualified for

Written by: Eva Zhu Dear Mr. Just Graduated, Thank you for your application for the position of Director of Human Resources. Unfortunately, we here at Way...

Pro-tips from a self-declared wine snob

Written by: Jessica Parsons I know that you could never hope to be as sophisticated as me, myself being the wine connoisseur that I am....

A tale of one-night stands

Written by: Hannah Davis This is an ode to the one-night stand! To the people who’ve gone home With some random person And a one night break for...

How to pick up girls in the gym

Written by: Victoria Lopatka      Dress for success. Rip the sleeves off your T-shirt, and pair some oversized basketball shorts with overpriced basketball sneakers (even...

SFU washroom reviews

Written by: Kitty Cheung Towers, SFU Residence (2/5 stars) Ah, dorm life at SFU. While it has become a popular opinion that SFU isn't much of...

Reviews for Tinder profiles

Written by: Supreet Kaur There is a trend on dating apps like Tinder, and we all know it. While the profiles of men lie barren...