Zombie apocalypse fashion journal

Written by: Hannah Davis Dear Diary, It’s been eight days since the zombie apocalypse. A small group of unlikely friends, including myself, are living in an...

Students caught in infinite loop of talking about school

Written by: Aaron Richardson BREAKING NEWS: Reports are streaming in about two SFU students who have been caught in an infinite loop of talking about...

SFU researcher completes student identification study

Written by: Nathaniel Tok Graduate student Yoda Yohansen has discovered the key to identifying which year students are in. The study on the typical habits and...

It’s not me, it’s you

Written by: Jennifer Low Listen, we need to talk. I’ve kind of been feeling this way for a while and I didn’t know how to...

Majors in a minute: World Literature

Written by: Apple Cabrera Can’t decide on a major? Been in uni for two years too long and still cycling through departments? Just can’t seem...

Customer service confessions: Can I get a refund please?

Written by: Amal Javed Abdullah Michelle scans the long weekend-day line as she walks towards the employee entrance behind the customer service desk for her...

My summer accomplishments

Written by: Jessica Parsons The summer sun, the cool and refreshing ocean water, the long hours of daylight spent sipping on lemonade; this is what...

First-year student gets lost in Robert C. Brown Hall

Written by: Jennifer Low It's been 14 days since a first-year student became trapped deep within the depths of Robert C. Brown Hall after wandering...

Vancouverites rejoice as burning wreckage of BC no longer blocks their view of the sun

Written by: Aaron Richardson, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC - With over 500 wildfires burning throughout the interior of British Columbia, and thousands of people evacuated...

Comedic Poetry: The customer is always right (part 1)

Written by: Larissa Melville It was another average Tuesday. The day teems; a welled glass holding the frustration in, levels rising drip by drip. That’s how Tuesdays are: patience...