Comedic Poetry: A year in three acts

By: Hannah Davis FALL Today is the day First day back to classes And I know I’m going to do it I will kick these classes’ asses. Now in my...

Tips on what to wear at SFU

By: Victoria Lopatka Wear all-grey. Grey pants, socks, shoes, shirt, and backpack. That way, if you see someone you don’t like, you can just blend...

SFU mottos through the ages

By: Natasha Tar We all know that SFU’s current motto is “nous sommes prêts,” which means “we . . . is . . .” and...

New SFU classroom policies

By: Tiffany Chang Having to say an oath before starting class: Yup. You read those words right. As of next week, students must pledge allegiance...

Translation guide for comments on your paper

By: Winona Young The season of returning essays is about to arise, and students will be filled with relief, confusion, and inevitable disappointment . ....

Best ways to avoid social interaction on campus

By: Nathaniel Tok People think that university is a type of community — a place to make lifelong friends. Of course, that’s just naïve first-years...

How to name your baby like a celebrity

By: Victoria Lopatka and Eva Zhu If you’ve ever been on E!, TMZ, or a celebrity’s Instagram, and immediately thought “what the fuck” at their...

BREAKING NEWS: Raccoons overthrow SFU administration

By: Aaron Richardson Reports are flooding into The Peak saying that SFU’s administration has been taken over by the raccoon population on Burnaby campus. While...

Cards against SFU

By: Gabrielle McLaren Black cards The hottest item in the Bookstore this season is ________ To increase their ratings, the SFSS President has started handing...

The types of people you will find on transit

By: Amal Abdullah The Talker Our first specimen in the jungle of transit is The Talker. These wild creatures will pull out their phones in...