Your inner monologue as you write a test

Written by: Amal Javed Abdullah “You may now begin the test. Good luck.” You flip over the test. Name, check. Student ID, check. Did you spell...

Honest reviews of the provinces and territories of The Great White North

Written by: Amal Javed Abdullah Newfoundland Likely the friendliest province in the country. Despite being bigger than PEI, you wouldn’t know it by living there. I...

Canada finally entering its early 20s

By: Aaron Richardson Many modern Canadian historians have been spending time critically analyzing the country’s behaviour over the last couple of years. Their work has...

Historical pretexts for ridiculous political sanctions

By: Alex Bloom, Gabrielle McLaren, Aaron Richardson UK bans Danish imports in response to late 8th century Viking raids The island nation passed sanctions on...

Canada Day Bingo

By: Gabrielle McLaren, Winona Young, and Aaron Richardson

A completely true and historically accurate history of Canada

  By: Gabrielle McLaren 1351: Man living his best life taps tree and decides to boil sap on a dare. Discovers how to make maple syrup,...

Drunk text to the prof that I hate

By: Tiffany Chang

SFU conspiracies: the ski resort theory

By: Hannah Davis Does anyone else think it strange that Simon Fraser University is placed right on the top of a mountain? Do you know...

The life cycle of the student

By: Iain Edgar To some, the student may seem to be a useless organism: a creature devoid of individual thought whose only purpose is to...

Student fortune cookies

By: Nathaniel Tok University life is fairly predictable. If you’re in a first-year math class, you get the 8:30 a.m. class. If you’re in your...