International Sex Headlines

Study finds that men think about sex every seven seconds while having sex  (Sexy Times Monthly)   Man unable to return home from Thailand due to sex...

Planters introduces ‘Segregated Nuts’

Popular nut company’s new product to eliminate unnecessary mixing of inferior snacks By Gary Lim ANDALUSIA, AL — The world of mass produced salted legumes may...

Media censorship at an all-time high [low]

Shocking information reveals how Canadian media is being doctored by outside forces.   By Brad McLeod VANCOUVER — A new report on the state of Canadian...

Convocation Week Weather Forecast

Monday, June 10: Sunny Tuesday, June 11: Sunny with like 200 degrees out there Wednesday, June 12: Very sunny, some sort of square hat is recommended Thursday,...

What Your Graduation Cap Says About You . . .

Classic Square Academic Hat  You graduated from either a university or high school and now have the minimum requirement to get some terrible job.   Classic Square...

Messages to SFU’s Graduating Class of 2013

“This is a great achievement and you should be very proud . . . I never graduated from university and it’s the single biggest...

Convocation expected to once again be targeted by pranksters with bagpipes

By Brad McLeod BURNABY — Despite an increase in security measures for this week’s graduation ceremonies, SFU Security is still expecting the events to be...

Overabundant raccoons to take over as new SFU school symbol

By Meghan Lenz Pesky creatures expected to dethrone McFogg the Dog as school’s little-known mascot BURNABY— As many students are probably aware, SFU has for quite...

Movie Poster Reviews

Written by George Hillman.  Here’s a look at some of the movie posters that are currently out on walls and poles near you. Check out...

Peak Humour Open Letters

An Open Letter to “Cute Bus Guy” I’m not creepy. Really. Okay, maybe a little creepy, but I swear it’s endearing once you get to...