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CONFESSIONALS: I finally found myself, and everything I found horrified me
March 31, 2020By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor With my $40 trip to Greece abruptly cancelled, I wasn’t going to give up on self-discovery. And that, really, was my downfall. Ever since my brief stint as a volleyball player in middle school, I’ve felt a pull towards . . . ascertaining who I am, if you will. Mapping my mental expanses. How to put it in a way you’d understand . . . I needed to find myself. And I was sure as hell going to do it. I was so excited to meet myself. We would take pictures together, and travel together,…
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If you’re in need of a new song to love, “Everything” by Royal Oak is everything you need!
March 30, 2020by Rebeka Roga, SFU Student With two nation-wide tours behind them, two albums, an EP, and several singles on Spotify, Royal Oak is a very impressive group. The accomplished band released their anticipated new single “Everything” on February 29, 2020. Having…
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Myths and realities of being a camgirl, told by a camgirl
March 28, 2020By: Corvus, SFU Student If you’re an adult with internet, you’ve seen porn on the internet. If you’re a human with a sex drive (or a pulse on North American internet culture and clinical sense of scientific curiosity), you probably…
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Art Exhibit Reviews Of This Random Person’s Line-Up of Half-Emptied Water Bottles
March 26, 2020By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor “The diversity in water level between each clear, carefully crinkled bottle reflects the exposure of hidden privilege, the invisible becoming visible through shared, systemically inflicted pain. Like these bottles, the modern individual is filled, packaged…
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Meet Bryan, the hero who watched your stuff for two minutes
March 23, 2020By: Rodolfo Boskovic, Peak Associate In life, it’s hard to find the extraordinary. Some of us go through life without seeing anything that makes us believe in a higher power or that anything that we do really matters. If we…
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STEM students complain that variables still won’t self-isolate
March 23, 2020By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Classes have only been cancelled for a few days, but hundreds of SFU students have already emailed complaints to the school about possible COVID-19 exposure caused by math assignments. “It’s like, every single equation, the…
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“I’m from Vancouver,” says Port Coquitlam resident
March 23, 2020By: Terrence Rivers, SFU Student Yet another Port Coquitlam resident has been caught lying about their sordid roots, witnesses report. Summer Bowers, 23, has told at least 200 different people by now that she lives in Vancouver, BC, despite having…
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CONFESSIONALS: I’m a third-year English major with no clue what a thesis is
March 23, 2020By: Paige Riding, News Writer I have something to confess that I’m really upset about, SFU. I’m finishing up my third year under your roof and, in all honesty, I don’t really know how I got here in the first…
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Course audits are the secret little gem of relaxed higher learning
March 22, 2020By: Nicole Magas, Opinions Editor Gather ‘round, ye sweet summer children, and listen well. For I am old — a fourth year — and at the end of my undergrad life. Before I pass onto the great beyond of post-grad life,…
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DEAR PEAKIE: Parting is such sweet sorrow
March 17, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, You’ve basically raised me this semester. I’ve done everything you’ve prescribed in your column! I left the Red Backpack Cult because of you. All my eyelashes fell out after I started my…
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