Marissa Ouyang
You’re a student and a citizen: A cheat sheet on when, where, and how students can vote this 2019 election
October 4, 2019By: Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief Like a rare meteor that only appears when the Governor General calls — it’s election time in Canada; which means that all your relatives on Facebook are going to start acting up and you, my friend, are going to have to start thinking about where and how you’re going to vote. If you’re over the age of 18 and a Canadian citizen, that is. You can double check your voter registration online (something that you can do at the polls, but might want to check in advance if you’re living away from home). The Peak is…
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What SFU Needs: more services open on the weekends
July 21, 2019By: Winona Young, Head Staff Writer Do you like going to SFU on the weekends? Of course you don’t — it’s empty, nothing’s open, and you didn’t ask for a ghost campus when you paid your tuition. But students on…
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What Grinds Our Gears: Aesthetically-pleasing seating that further wrecks my spine
July 21, 2019By: Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief I don’t know how everybody else teaches themselves entire classes off of Canvas syllabi or churns out essays, but I prepare for war. I sit down with my coffee, my playlist, a pile of library books, and…
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Do you hear the students sing?
July 9, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Marissa Ouyang "Do You Hear The Students Sing?" [Business:] Do you hear the students sing? Singing the song of undergrads? It is the war cry of stressed youth Who are the…
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What grinds our gears: high sodium mega compilation
June 7, 2019Byline: Kitty Cheung, Kelly Chia, Jennifer Low, Gabrielle McLaren, Nicole Magas, Onosholema Ogoigbe, Winona Young The NASTY future of the SUB’s napping room People are gonna jerk off in the new napping room. There! I said it! That reality is…
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Dear Professor-such-and-such
November 26, 2018Written by: Aaron Richardson I am emailing to inform you that my incompetence as both a student and a human being has gotten the best of me yet again. This time, it has come in the form of me completely…
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SFU’s newest accredited sport: professional transiting
November 20, 2018Written by: Dhruv Taware Since its inception, SFU has been the undisputed best university to ever be located on top of Burnaby Mountain. One of the main reasons for this popularity is the university’s association with sports; the school is…
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Major in a Minute: Communication
November 6, 2018Written by: Michelle Gomez If you’re nearing the end of your first or second year and still have no idea what to major in because you aren’t smart enough for sciences and you hate every arts subject you’ve tried so…
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The Secret Lizard Love Affair
October 22, 2018Written by: Jessica Parsons Rose Blossom is no ordinary girl. By day, she works at her local stuffed animal hospital. By night, her body transforms into a fully functioning rocket ship and she travels the galaxies. When her engine gets…
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Exclusive interview with long-dead SFU dungeoneer
October 17, 2018Written by: Alex Bloom Sandra Swiftfoot is a third-year wizarding student with a minor in roguishness. She died exploring the labyrinthine corridors of SFU over 10 years ago. Thanks to the recent removal of the campus ban on necromancy, The…
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