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Ten statements that demonstrate how confusing it is to live in the year 2015
July 21, 2015“Boy, I sure wish it would rain in Vancouver.” “I wonder what will happen in the new season of Twin Peaks.” “Have you listened to Hilary Duff’s new album? It’s pretty good.” “If only BC was like Alberta and had a majority NDP government.” “My favourite show on television is probably that prequel to Silence of the Lambs.” “Did you see Donald Trump’s presidential campaign announcement?” “I just couldn’t get into this season of True Detective.” “You’re right. Pluto has been in the news a lot lately.” “Do…
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HUMOUR: The Peak’s guide to camping
July 20, 2015It’s that time of year again: the season made for exploring the great outdoors and going camping. (At least that’s what Canadian Tire commercials have taught us. No one currently employed at The Peak has ever actually been camping.) If…
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HUMOUR: Top seven most incovenient fetishes
July 3, 20151. A fetish for getting beheaded. 2. A fetish for getting beheaded by a helicopter. 3. A fetish for getting beheaded by a guy dressed up as your favourite Game of Thrones character. 4. A fetish for getting beheaded by…
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Last-minute Father’s Day gifts to help perpetuate hyper-masculinity
June 15, 2015Father’s Day is just around the corner, and you still haven’t bought dad a present? Here are a few gift ideas to help make the day extra special for your manliest of old men. A pair of tickets to see…
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Twelve other types of currency the SFU bookstore should start accepting
June 8, 2015With our university's bookstores now accepting Bitcoins, it seems SFU is on track to a future less dependent on traditional institutions like regular money. While itís at it, here are 12 other types of currency we would like to see…
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Muppet films and specials you may have forgotten about
May 19, 2015[caption id="attachment_2598" align="alignnone" width="940"] Photo courtesy of Cultjer[/caption] With everybody’s favourite felted hooligans returning to television this fall on ABC — and a new trailer just released last week — we’re looking back at some of the Muppets’ wackiest adventures.…
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A definitive ranking of every Starbucks near SFU’s Vancouver campus
May 11, 2015When it comes to leading the student life, a good cup of coffee can mean the difference between life and death — or maybe it just feels that way sometimes. Regardless, your daily caffeine intake should never be something you…
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Requirements for my ideal summer job
May 11, 2015[caption id="attachment_2386" align="alignnone" width="940"] Photo courtesy of Nic Adler (Flickr)[/caption] Easy-going, not too strenuous Fun, enjoyable Somehow related to what I want to do for a career Decent pay ó nothing outrageous, just a few dollars above minimum wage Not…
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Top public places to be seen holding your yoga mat
April 6, 2015[caption id="attachment_2125" align="alignright" width="252"] Photo courtesy of Free People[/caption] By purchasing a sleek yoga mat for yourself, you’ve already taken the first step towards pretending you lead a healthy, active lifestyle. But are you ready to experience the countless benefits…
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Obscure facts you might not have known about the Cadbury Creme Egg
March 30, 2015[caption id="attachment_1842" align="alignleft" width="940"] Photo courtesy of Abul Hussain (Flickr)[/caption] The approaching Easter holiday can only mean one thing: a return of everyone’s favourite chocolate-shelled candy. Celebrate the seasonal emergence of the Cadbury Creme Egg with these little-known, fun facts!…
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