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HUMOUR: Top seven most incovenient fetishes

1.  A fetish for getting beheaded.

2. A fetish for getting beheaded by a helicopter.

3. A fetish for getting beheaded by a guy dressed up as your favourite Game of Thrones character.

4. A fetish for getting beheaded by an elevator shaft (a la Final Destination 2).

5. A fetish for being kidnapped by ISIS and getting beheaded.

6.   A fetish for having peasants revolt against you in 18th-century France and getting beheaded.

7.   A foot fetish. . . more specifically a fetish for a 70m-tall foot that crushes your head at such an incredible speed that it essentially  beheads you.

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