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Turns out I’m the worst international studies major out there
March 2, 2021By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student There are times during the pursuit of my international studies degree where I am genuinely excited to get out there and be a functioning member of a major security organ, for the sake of the world. These moments are overwhelmingly overshadowed by my fear that maybe the world is not at all like an SFU Zoom box, and the following reasons elaborate on why I worry that I may become the worst international studies major out there. I fear I may lack basic diplomatic etiquette This shouldn’t be too hard to learn, right? Although as…
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The lamentation of a co-op student’s failed speaker gig
March 1, 2021By: Subaig Bindra, SFU Student My co-op coordinator invited me to address a group of students on their orientation. I barely had any clue about what to say, only writing some lines a few minutes before the Zoom call. Me (nervous…
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Top Ten reasons I’m still not over March 2020 even though March 2021 is here
March 1, 2021By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Things have just progressively gotten worse One day, it’s just another day in a pandemic where I’m questioning how many Goldfish crackers I’ve eaten in the past week. Next, an ugly dictator is staging a…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 1–7
March 1, 2021By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student ARIES: Since you’re not really a morning person, your black coffee addiction is like adding gasoline to a fire. Combine your morning brew with a cool glass of literal gasoline just for the chaos. TAURUS:…
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What classes will look like once in-person schooling returns
February 23, 2021By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer Picture this: it is a grand day to be a student at Simon Fraser University. In-person classes have begun, and the campus is once again bustling. There are two outfit staples in this semester. First,…
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Your favourite houseplant reveals how you are coping with remote learning
February 22, 2021By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student If you are a fellow plant parent, you are likely to have this one green friend that gets a little extra attention than its siblings (and maybe your actual siblings, too). We bet that by…
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Your weekly Shrekly Horoscopes: February 22–28
February 22, 2021By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student Happy Chinese New Year! Hardworking ox is jumping in front of the cart to pull us out of the COVID swamp. We asked the stars and swamp expert Shrek for some personalized advice on how…
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Captcha test, I promise I’m not a robot
February 21, 2021By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer Another day, another incognito window opened because I’m too ashamed to have Tumblr in my browser history in 2021. As the homepage of my favourite New Yorker magazine stan blog loads, I rapidly dash off…
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Top Ten things that have changed since lockdown one
February 20, 2021By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Your need for people Early lockdown saw you lamenting over missing friends and enthusiastically speeding through Zoom calls like your ex from high school who, since dating you, speeds through frequent relationships (what’s up with…
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Top Ten things at the SFU Burnaby campus with the highest sex appeal
February 17, 2021By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus The Saywell staircase He’s tall. He’s solid. And he’ll have you sweating and panting in seconds. You may hate him because of the strain he puts on your body, but just remember that he puts…
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