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July 11, 2016Boohoo: OtterBoxes Or, more specifically, the stalled potential of the popular cell phone case called OtterBox. Don’t misunderstand: my lavender case is a beloved and key player in the fight to keep my iPhone from befalling the same fate as its poor, traumatized predecessors. But I feel we’ve stopped short of a level of quality to match the exorbitant amounts of cash we invest in our cases. Why stop at protection in a variety of colours? Why can’t I have an OtterBox modelled after the faces of famous Canadian politicians? What about ones modelled after famous pieces of Renaissance art?…
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June 6, 2016Woohoo: Jam Whether as a delicious treat or a session full of funky fresh beats, jam is the ultimate champion. There are strawberry jams, cherry jams, apricot jams, sick jams, groovy jams, suave jams, jams for all occasions. Jam is…
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May 9, 2016Woohoo: Croc tops The crop top: Honey, I shrunk the T-shirt in the wash and it actually looks pretty cute now. This top is a symbol of freedom, liberating lower abdomens and absolving body complexes everywhere. Check this belly out,…
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April 4, 2016Woohoo: Ponytails Fun, flirty and flouncy — the ponytail is a hairdo classic. Yank that mop up into a high ponytail and you’ll look like an adorable helicopter, ready to take off into a clear sky of sassy fashion. Try…
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March 29, 2016Woohoo: Writers There is nothing more precious in this world than an imaginative writer (except for maybe a dancing carnival bear). Filled to brim with abundant bounties of the most richly promising stories, the writer is nothing short of a…
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March 7, 2016Boohoo: Pizza Pockets After years of genetically modifying calzones in a mildew-covered basement, a hideous monster is born: the Pizza Pocket. Pizza Pockets are essentially highly noxious cheese farts wrapped up like fat little gremlins in a swaddle of greasy…
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February 29, 2016Woohoo: Mike's Hard Lemonade Ahh, the sweet bliss of lemon-flavoured sugar. It reminds you of your beloved Gran, since it tastes like all those microscopic lemon drops she’d always be giving you, and also because of Gran’s drunken escapades at…
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February 22, 2016Woohoo: Dreaming of moving out I’ve dreamt of moving out of my parent’s house since my first year of university. Three long years have passed, and I am now finally leaving to my new home. It’s a good location, good…
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Woohoo, Boohoo: Valentine’s Day
February 15, 2016Woohoo: Singleness Awareness Day Unbeknownst to many lovers out there, America’s favourite romantic day of recognition is also known to ‘outsiders’ by a few other labels — my favourite being ‘Singleness Awareness Day.’ Yes, all you single people. February 14…
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January 18, 2016Woohoo: Hershey's Kisses First sold in 1907 by North America’s biggest chocolate company, I present to all of you the most deliciously infectious confection ever put on the chocolate conveyor belt: the Hershey’s Kiss. Wrapped in an eye-catching array of…
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