Alice Zhang
Seven Deadly Roommate Sins
June 9, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Alice Zhang These seven cardinal vices have been around since the dawn of time, thriving and festering in our man-made world. Who better to embody them but broke, stressed, and caffeine-addicted students that are paying over $800 per month to share tiny closets in Vancouver? Nothing exemplifies “depraved souls” better than unwashed dishes and stolen leftovers. Thus, the sins committed by roommates can be of the utmost evil. Who knows, maybe you are guilty of them too. Pride: Throwing a massive party on a school night without telling your other roommates. …
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Golden advice from the trash
June 4, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustrated by: Alice Zhang Have your own problems or crises that you want to get a second perspective on? Get in touch with SFU’s distinguished advisor raccoon, reachable by email at [email protected]. I am SO…
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Andrew Petter unable to leave SFU after becoming trapped in construction labyrinth of his own making
May 27, 2019Written by: Kitty Cheung, Staff Writer & Zoe Vedova, Humour Editor BURNABY, B.C. — After announcing his intent to step down from presidency in December 2018, SFU president Andrew Petter, 66, became unable to vacate his position after becoming trapped in…
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Live Coverage of the Lecture-Hall Dash
February 10, 2019By: Jennifer Low, Peak Associate Transcript of the Live Coverage from the Peak’s Sports Correspondent Chad Terbocks and Lecture-Hall Expert Ken I. Havanap. Chad: Well hello there folks, for those of you just tuning in, I’m Chad Terbocks Ken: and…
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The Curve God listens
October 26, 2018Written by: Zoe Vedova Everyone knows how the manifesto of the Curve God starts: THE CURVE GOD LOVES YOU! BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO LOVE HIM BACK? SACRIFICE TO THE CURVE GOD AND THE CURVE GOD WILL SACRIFICE FOR YOU.…
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