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Halloween Horrors: What’s hot and what’s not

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By: Michelle Gomez, Jonathan Pabico, Natasha Tar, Samantha Manalac and Winona Young

 

WHAT’S HOT

 

 

  • Friday the 13th (1980)

The original Friday the 13th movie has sparked a long-lasting franchise, including the making of a TV series, a movie remake in 2009, a novel series, and a comic book series. This iconic movie has everything that you need in a classic horror film: the creepy masked villain, the stupid and coincidentally slutty young adults, and the mysterious yet wise-looking old person who initially warns the stupid sluts. These sluts, of course, inevitably ignore such warnings.

         While this movie might not be a hair-raiser that will keep you up at night, it is suspenseful and includes some excellent jump scares. It’s an overall 10/10 for sure, because everyone loves a classic run-away-from-the-serial-killer thriller. – MG

 

 

  • It (the novel)

It is not often that a book can create the same feeling of terror as a visual medium can (a movie, photo, haunted house, etc). It by Stephen King is one of the rare horror books that I read during the day and still had to put down multiple times.

      While I found the controversial scene at the end of the book to be distasteful and unnecessary, it did not completely ruin the book for me. As King mentioned in an interview with Vulture, “It’s fascinating to me that there has been so much comment about that single sex scene, and so little about the multiple child murders.”

       Graphic sexual scenes aside, It was well written and climactic. I would highly recommend it to those in search of spooky Halloween literature. – MG

 

 

  • The Shining (novel)

Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining adaptation has left many of us with Jack Nicholson’s crazy eyes etched into our minds. But have you read the novel that started it all?

       Stephen King’s The Shining follows Jack Torrance and his family and their stay in the Overlook, a hotel that is perpetually haunted by its horrific past. This novel is a slow burn. The history of the hotel slowly unfolds and the tension continues to build as you watch a man’s psyche deteriorate, while the evil that resides in the hotel slowly makes its way into the heart of the Torrance family.

       This novel is intricately woven with stories of past hotel patrons, each more disturbing than the next. The book takes place in the dead of winter, so The Shining is the perfect novel to pick up these upcoming months when you’re wrapped up in a blanket. You may want to keep the lights on for this one, though. – SA

 

 

  • Star Wars: Death Troopers

If you always wanted to read about zombies infecting a galaxy far, far away, then Joe Schreiber’s Star Wars: Death Troopers is the book for you.

       Schreiber combines Star Wars and the zombie genre, almost perfectly blending horror and science fiction. His passion for both genres shines through terrifying imagery and haunting environments balanced with witty dialogue from both new and familiar Star Wars characters. Schreiber’s book might alienate non-Star Wars fans with its references to famous characters and jargon, but the book is just accessible enough for an unnerving read on Halloween.

       Although the novel has a painfully slow start and a rushed ending, Schreiber compensates for these problems with his nightmarish descriptions of the book’s undead hordes, descriptions which honour the zombie genre. His disturbing prose, although grotesque at times, enables the story to stand out among other Star Wars stories. – JP

 

 

  • 1408

This Mikael Håfström film stars John Cusack, who I regard as a cuter Nic Cage. Cusack’s appeared in tons of ridiculous movies over the years such as 2012, yet he’s talented enough to avoid the meme status that hounds Cage. I’m not a huge fan of horror as a rule, but this movie is a great mix of fantasy and the psychologically scary.

       Cusack plays Mike Enslin, a writer who stays in an evil hotel room which is haunted by the many people who died there. While it’s not the scariest film, there’s a thoughtfulness behind it, along with plenty of jump scares. Although Cusack’s character is extremely skeptical of the supernatural, the hotel room plays on this by initially teasing him with cliché horror pranks (like a radio that turns on by itself), but then showing him the extent of its demonic personality. The best part about this movie is that it’s aired on TV with different endings depending on the channel, so audiences are will always get a surprise… – NT

 

  • Over the Garden Wall

Two brothers, Wirt and Greg, venture into a land called the Great Unknown, dodging monsters and unsettling towns along the way in search of their way home . . . This is the premise for Cartoon Network’s brief 2015 series, Over the Garden Wall.

      The cartoon, although aimed at children, is packed with witty dialogue, complex world-building, and unique characters. The monsters and setting are macabre and mysterious, the animation is gorgeous, and each episode is so rich in detail, and has such compelling storytelling — which is impressive given that each episode is only 10 minutes long. It seems too well-done to be written off as a flimsy kids’ cartoon.

        Over the Garden Wall has deftly perfected its balance of creepiness, originality, and cuteness all at once, making it a cartoon you have to see this Halloween. – WY

 

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane 

Dan Trachtenberg’s 10 Cloverfield Lane was one of the most unsettling films I ever watched. The psychological thriller follows a young woman (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) cared for by a mysterious stranger (John Goodman) in his underground bunker after she becomes injured in a car accident. As the woman spends more time with him in the shelter, she discovers her caretaker’s terrifying secrets that quickly endanger her life.

      I felt genuinely haunted by Goodman’s surprisingly frightening performance. He delivers a menacing and intimidating presence on screen that grows through the film’s soundtrack. Working with Goodman’s sinister portrayal, the story’s underground shelter encapsulates the movie’s disturbing yet immersive tones. Trachtenberg creates a gripping atmosphere with this inescapable environment of the bunker, that my own discomfort was built up throughout the movie right alongside Winstead’s own anxieties. The set for the shelter was disquieting and filled with isolated spaces and a nerve-racking yet gloomy stillness that made me feel as trapped as Winstead.

        While this setting maintains perfect frights, the film only hints at its paranormal aspect. Despite Trachtenberg only using this aspect as a subtle backdrop to the story, the various clues about whatever supernatural event is happening outside the shelter is a potent catalyst that strengthens the characters’ and my own uncertainties until the movie’s shocking resolution. – JP

 

 

WHAT’S NOT

 

 

  • The Haunting of Hill House

 Horrible acting, awkward script, and not scary at all. Having seen tons of raving reviews online, I was very eager going into this series, but I was extremely disappointed after watching the first few episodes. I found myself cringing at many lines and completely zoning out for minutes on end. While the cinematography was aesthetically pleasing, it did not compensate for everything else.

       More than one article claims that viewers of this series have been so scared that they cried/vomited/fainted, but these articles are simply fake news. In my opinion, this is a horror series meant for people who want to feel spooky around Halloween but can’t handle actual horror (if you fit into this category, then this is the series for you!). In fact, I would rank it on the same level as The Addams Family; weak horror for the weak at heart. – MG

 

 

  • The Cabin in the Woods

Cabin in the Woods is not only the worst horror movie I’ve ever seen, but also the worst movie I’ve ever seen, period. It starts out with the conventional horror movie set up: college kids in a remote cabin in the woods where no one can hear them scream, who find weird objects, a creepy diary, and a bunch of surveillance equipment in the basement.

       About halfway through, the film takes a weird turn when zombies, werewolves, and mutants start attacking them. The film suddenly belongs in the same genre as Sharknado (whatever that genre may be). Furthermore, I could have made better special effects in my high school graphic design class on Windows Movie Maker. – MG

 

 

  • The Paranormal Activity Series

This series may have started off promising, but by this point, at its sixth installment, there’s a lot left to be desired. Horror movies series have a tendency to wane after the first or second movie, and this one was no exception. The Paranormal Activity series focuses on a family being haunted by a demon who essentially goes through each of them until he’s terrorized them all.

       While the concept of found footage seemed pretty innovative at the time, the novelty began to wear off — what remained were movies with overdone jump scares and a thin plot driven by characters without much personality. As far as horror movie franchises go, I would steer clear of this one. Most of you may have seen the first couple of installments, but if you were feeling hopeful and looking to see if the newer ones are any good, I can save you some time: they’re not. – SA

 

 

  • The Riddle School series

I loved these games as a kid, but looking back, they’re really fucked up. Creator JonBro (now Jonochrome) designed this bizarre puzzle game series years ago. In the games, you must complete puzzles as a character called Phil to escape your boring school.

       I still love the series, but I only realize now how truly horrifying it is. I say this series is a horror “not” because it’s not truly scary, but unsettling and uncomfortable. For example, Phil impales their classmate Smiley on the pointed tip of a globe during a dream, but she ends up swallowing the whole thing. In Riddle School 4, if you click anything, a teacher instantly presses a button, and sends Phil to die in a pit of lava.

      The series abounds with weird shit, and each game will leave you slightly unsettled. – NT

 

 

  • Dracula Untold

Directed by Gary Shore, this latest rendition lacks any surprises, given the countless movies that already explored the Dracula mythology. The film’s awkward editing and overlapping voice overs make for a bland beginning and constrain the story’s initial tensions.

       Although Luke Evans is a perfect fit for the lead role, some of the action falls short because the movie relies too much on CGI rather than practical effects or more gritty fight choreography. Aside from action, there are few captivating dynamics between actors. The film’s dialogue subsequently feels disjointed because of flat performances from secondary characters. The only interaction that really stands out is Evans and co-star Charles Dance’s ominous scene together that sets up the story’s stakes. So if you want to watch a film that rehashes the most iconic vampire from Bram Stoker’s classic novel, then Dracula Untold is your best bet for Halloween night. – JP

 

MAYBE HOT, AND MAYBE NOT: Honourable Mention

 

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

For any long time Japanese horror fans, Junji Ito is a recognizable name — and rightfully so, given his horrific illustrations and even creepier storylines. But The Enigma of Amigara Fault, while admittedly is his most famous comic, stands to me as one of his more ridiculous.

      The story is that a series of human-shaped holes begin to appear on a mountainside in Japan. Shortly after, people start to vanish as many attempt to crawl into these holes, which they claim were ‘made for them.’

       To me, not only is the setup ludicrous, it comes off more comical than creepy. The illustrations, in typical Ito fashion, are definitely horrifying with their almost uncomfortable level of detail, bordering on the uncanny valley.

        I should note that while I find this comic hilarious, this content may be disturbing to others. At the very least, this comic’s notorious reputation gives you equal reason to go read it, or avoid it altogether. – WY

SFU Hockey defeat UVIC as Sandrin picks up first win of the year

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The Clan will now prepare for their home game on Saturday night. (Photo courtesy of SFU Hockey)

By: Dylan Webb

SFU Hockey defeated the University of Victoria Vikes 5–1 on Friday night at the Ian Stewart Complex in Victoria. The Clan exploded with a four-goal first period that crushed the Vikes’ morale early in the game. The Clan is now 2–2 on the year as they look to rise above .500 for the first time this season.

Mac Colasimone opened the scoring five minutes into the first period by shovelling in a loose puck off a scramble to the right of UVic goaltender Zack Wear. The Clan promptly expanded their lead to 2–0 on an embarrassing misplay by the Victoria Vikes. On what should have been an icing call, Wear mistakenly attempted to handle the puck, resulting in an easy tap in for Ryker Moreau. Adding two more goals in the first, with Colasimone tallying his second of the night and Mitch Newsome chipping in with his first BCIHL goal, the Clan established their dominance early in the game.

The second and third periods took on a choppy vibe, as an extraordinary amount of penalty minutes were handed out to both teams. The second and third period were characterized by a lack of flow and a focus on physicality and penalty-taking. The two teams together took 15 minor penalties plus a multitude of majors and game misconducts. The dominance that SFU displayed in the first 20 minutes was disrupted significantly by both teams’ constant parade to the penalty box and the distraction created by all the after-the-whistle physicality.

In this context, the Clan simply had to grind out the final two periods with the lead firmly in hand. The combination of the overpowering first period and the stellar goaltending was enough to earn the two points for the Clan, the win moving them out of the cellar and into second place in the league standings.

In goal, Ryan Sandrin earned his first win of the BCIHL regular season with an outstanding performance, stopping 23 of 24 shots. Making his first start of the season, Sandrin looks to earn himself more opportunities to start if his performance continues to give the team a chance to win on a nightly basis.

“The team was motivated by a less-than-ideal start to the season and definitely needed a bounce-back game to get the squad back on the right track,” stated rookie defenseman Arjan Cheema after the game, speaking to what led to the Clan’s first convincing victory of the season.

Coach Mark Coletta echoed these sentiments as well as emphasizing that the dominant first period the Clan put together demonstrated “the potential the team has to be a powerful force in the BCIHL this season and in future years”.

With the win on Friday, Simon Fraser will now catch an early ferry back to the lower mainland in advance of their home game against the Selkirk Saints the following day. You can catch the Clan in action at Bill Copeland sports centre tonight against the Saints as well as the following weekend for a home and home double header against the visiting VIU Mariners. Puck drop for tonight’s game is at 7 p.m.

Paranormal Activity : SFU students tell us their real life scary stories

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Courtesy of the Occult Museum

By: Alex Bloom, Maxwell Gallick, Jennifer Low, Gabrielle McLaren, Zach Siddiqui, Lauren Wallace, and Winona Young

It was too cold to play outside, and we weren’t yet addicted to video games, so somehow my best friend and I got the idea in our heads that playing in the basement by ourselves was the totally-not-creepy solution to our boredom.

The room was filled with an assortment of oddities from my mom’s career as a set and costume designer, and we spent hours searching it for suitable material to use as capes and swords to fuel our fixation with knights. Once equipped with scrounged bolts of cloth and small bamboo rods, we needed a fortress. The room obliged.

There were two large desks lining the walls beneath the clutter — only they weren’t quite lining the walls — for some reason they were a few feet away from the wall and buried in enough stuff to create a sort of tunnel that ringed the room. With the mock bravery of children masquerading as knights, we decided it was a good idea to climb into the pitch-black tunnel, because no horror movie has ever started with children finding a new tunnel in their basement. Once inside we found that there was a hollow at the end that made for a good place to bring flashlights and books. We had our fortress.

One day we were playing in the basement again, and I lost track of where Andre was. I had gone to the bathroom upstairs and when I got out he was nowhere to be found. As I climbed back into the dimly lit tunnel I noticed the silhouette of what I thought was Andre, sitting motionless in the fetal position. I called out to him. When he answered from upstairs I ran away in a blind panic, all notions of knightly bravado abandoned.

We never played in the basement again, and for years I felt like someone was following hot on my heels every time I had to walk up or down that staircase. I still live in the same house. – AB

 

One winter day, there came a tap, tap, tapping at my window. Perched on the sill, staring straight at me, was a squirrel. But this was no cute and friendly animal — it had crazed eyes, matted gray fur, and an open mouth, and it stared at me, drooling. Moments later, it was gone.

An hour later, there came a tapping at another window. The squirrel had returned even more crazed, baring its teeth and refusing to budge. With the Canadian home self-defence staple, a hockey stick, I was sent outside by my family to scare it away. The door was locked behind me.

The squirrel had disappeared. I scanned the backyard but couldn’t find it. I turned towards the door, and saw my family pointing behind me. The squirrel’s crazed visage in my mind’s eye, I whirled around, the hockey stick connecting with the beast mid-lunge. I rushed inside, slammed the door, and watched it limp away.

Fast-forward to spring. The doors and windows were open, and I was working on an assignment when I heard strange snuffling noises. I yelled at my brother to stop. Silence. Then it struck me — my brother had moved out the previous week. I was alone in the apartment; or should have been. Heart leaping, I peeked out of my room. Standing dead centre at the far end of the hallway, on its hind legs, eyes crazed, slack-jawed, was the squirrel. Inside the house. Staring at me.

Afraid to tackle this alone, I enlisted the help of my neighbour. We carefully searched the whole apartment to no avail, until we got to my room… And there it was, curled up inside the jeans I had left on the floor, almost placid. It was waiting for me. Inside my pants.

We shouted at it, but instead of bolting, it walked up to my desk, calmly wiped its feet on my report, climbed onto the sill, and leapt out the window like a comic villain making a dramatic exit. I never wore those pants again.  

The final time I saw the beast was months later, as it sat in the centre of a sidewalk. This time, three other crazed, gray-furred squirrels flanked it in formation. I didn’t want to tango with a swarm of angry, potentially rabid rodents, so I took a different route home and never passed through their territory again.

I haven’t seen them since moving out of that apartment a few years ago. I’m convinced Vancouver squirrels operate some underground mafia, and the grey-furred hit squad was sent to deliver a message. Well, message received.  – MG

 

Once when I was little, I was startled awake in the middle of the night with a shiver down my spine and the feeling I’d been awoken by a loud sound. My older sister, whom I shared a room with at the time, was still soundly asleep, so I decided that I’d likely just been dreaming and tried to go back to sleep.

Then I heard music playing, and I climbed out of bed, wondering why my parents would be awake and making this racket at such an hour.

The eerie melody seemed to echo through the house as my bare feet padded down the hall. I discovered that my parents were still fast asleep, as was my brother. The lights were off in the house, but the sound of that unfamiliar song drifted through the air ominously. It was loud enough that I was shocked that my family had not heard it. There were no lights on in the neighbours’ house either.

Suddenly, the street lamps flicked off, and I stared out into the black abyss, frozen. Just as quickly as they had turned off, the street lamps turned back on again.

I raced back to my room and woke my sister to see if she too had heard the music. In her sleepy daze she slowly nodded her head and then informed me that I was dreaming and that I should go back to bed. Unsure whether this was a dream or not, I quickly picked up one of my brother’s toys that he’d left on my bedroom floor and placed it on my bedside table.

When I woke the next morning, I asked my sister if she recalled the incident, but she didn’t and told me that I must have dreamed the whole thing. I wanted to believe her, but I’ll always remember the chilling feeling of seeing my brother’s toy car still sitting on my bedside table. – JL

 

My cousins and I went ghost hunting in Winnipeg, once. We were 14, 12, and 10, and for whatever reason, possibly because we’d watched Ghost Hunters or Truth or Scare on Discovery Kids, we had this sudden need to find out if ghosts were real — and an ideal abandoned former Hudson’s Bay Company fort where we could go to check, called Fort Garry.

We spent the day preparing: looking up ghost-hunting techniques and finding apps to download on our iPod touches that would measure fluctuations in electromagnetic fields or let us use digital Ouija boards. For whatever reason, our moms were OK with this, and my aunt even helped me find a spare bike in the shed I could use since I was from out of town. They slathered us with mosquito cream, the good stuff, because after all this was Manitoba, and then we pedaled away to Fort Garry.

We walked around chasing cracked branches and coldspots, and took a bunch of pictures hoping to capture a ghost or at least a floating orb on film. Overall, our evidence wasn’t conclusive, but we were pretty sure that ghosts aren’t real.

We pedaled back homemade s’mores, and waited until the following day to take a closer look at our footage on the computer, because our moms told us to go to bed, and they were definitely scarier. – GM  

 

When I was younger, we were living a pretty idyllic nuclear-family life in Victoria, and had just moved to a house that needed a lot of repairs. My mom, the PTA-attending preschool teacher, was getting rid of a white grapevine that had expired during our first year in the new house. Now imagine this lady, who’s finally in the ultimate suburban dream of a two-storey house in a cul-de-sac with a double-car garage and a huge yard for the kids. She digs down into her new garden, and hears a big thud. She expects a big root that she’ll have to dig out, or a lost paving stone, or maybe a cool rock she can show her eight- and six-year-old kids.

What she pulls out is a non-descript black garbage bag. And inside that garbage bag, is a gun. She pulls it out, and finds that not only is it a gun, but it’s a sawed-off shotgun, loaded. It’s been used, and it’s in a garbage bag, buried in her backyard. “Panic” doesn’t quite describe exactly what followed.

The policeman who answered her call to the local RCMP thought she was just a silly housewife whose imagination had gotten away from her while her husband was away, misidentifying some kid’s airsoft rifle as a “deadly weapon.” When he finally came by, my dad had arrived back home. I believe the quotation when he brought the officer over to the work bench it was on was “HOLY SHIT.”

However, the cops didn’t want the crackpipes we also found hidden in the walls of the house (they had too many at the station). To this day, my mother refuses to allow my dad to call up his scientist friends to have them use ground-penetrating radar on the six-by-four-foot rectangle of random concrete that’s poured in the backyard, three feet away from where the shotgun was. She doesn’t want to know. – LW

 

I suffer from frequent episodes of sleep paralysis, and by far the scariest experience I’ve had was five years ago. I was still in high school and I lived in a small apartment with my sister. One night, I woke up in bed and realized I couldn’t move.

For some reason, this didn’t scare me. When my eyes adjusted to the dim surroundings of my room, that’s when I saw it: a figure who must’ve been six feet tall.

I couldn’t see any of their features, but I thought it was my sister, who was fairly short. I tried calling to her, but I couldn’t move my mouth at all. So I just stared at this figure, who just stood still there, motionless. I closed my eyes for a second, and when I opened them, the figure was now at the foot of my bed, closer. I still couldn’t move.

I closed my eyes again, and when I opened them, the figure was right next to me, by the edge of my bed. I still couldn’t make out any of their features, or even move. Suddenly, the figure started to slowly lean over me its arms reached over me, it slowly started getting closer and closer, and I closed my eyes one last time.

In that moment, I fell asleep.

In hindsight, the whole experience terrified me, but while it was actually happening, I wasn’t afraid at all. I’ve never seen a figure like that during my sleep paralysis since then, and I hope I’ll never have to either. –WY

 

Some ouija board horror stories happen in the dead of night as you ask the spirits to confirm their RSVP to your sleepover, some happen in overly gory B-movies, and some happen before you even get the ouija board.

A few summers ago, I was staying with family in Washington, where I discovered that my cousins had developed a strange taste for horror-esque spooky scenarios (little did they know that their whole country was destined to become one.) We spent the weeks Googling around for sinister spots in the area and strolling through allegedly haunted gardens (but in broad daylight, for some reason).

At first, we mostly missed out on supernatural encounters, though we did find a long stream of clothes and textbooks in a ditch at one point, torn and quite wet, so either there’s a dead alcoholic med student left unaccounted for somewhere in Seattle, or American fraternity hazing rituals have somehow gotten both weirder.

Anyway. My cousins decided that we wanted to play with a ouija board and invite the devil into their home to chat, because why not. Therefore, a group of us was sent to drive over and buy one from Toys R Us.

But I think the occult was sick of the one-sided summer fling our motley band of Muslim teenagers kept trying to build with it, and so the spirits ghosted us the one way they knew how. We ended up in a car crash . . .

. . . which wasn’t terrible so much as it was just lame. Literally nobody was maimed or even given whiplash. Because of how not-metal this crash was, we got no sympathy points from my uncles when they found out what happened. I can’t really prove that this was Lucifer’s work, but I don’t have to. The type of refined low-key judgment from family which you can sense in your bones is scary enough.

And we never did get that ouija board… – ZS

World News Beats

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Written by: Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate

 

Ethiopian cabinet sees equal representation in sexes

Women now hold 10 of Ethiopia’s 20 ministerial posts, making it the second African country after Rwanda to have a gender-balanced cabinet.

In a Parliamentary speech on October 16 2018, Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed said women were “less corrupt [than men]” and could bring change in the country. This push for equal representation is part of Abiy’s reform plan.

Several female ministers will oversee key ministries such as the intelligence agencies. Abiy also reduced the 28 ministries to 20. He has pushed through reforms in Ethiopia since becoming the prime minister in April, releasing political prisoners and easing state economic control.

With files from BBC News and Africa News.

 

 

Hungary bans sleeping on the street

Hungary unveiled a law stopping homeless people from sleeping in public. The law, announced on October 15, 2018, is part of a constitutional amendment allowing police to force the homeless population into shelters.

On the same day the law was passed, a significant proportion of the homeless population left the streets of the capital Budapest. Human rights groups say the law, passed without consulting charities, is inhumane and caused homeless individuals to “flee” the streets.

According to the Hungarian government, funds are available to take care of the homeless population and to expand shelters. Prime Minister Viktor Orban added that the law would help homeless individuals secure proper living space.

With files from Reuters.

 

 

Warm winter predicted for USA

A NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) report is predicting a mild winter for the USA.

Warm Pacific waters are likely to cause an El Niño event, bringing precipitation to the south and leaving the north relatively warm and dry. The NOAA reports no region will see below-average temperatures, and above-average temperatures will be seen in the Pacific Northwest, Northern Plains, and Northeast regions.

However, the agency emphasized cold temperatures and heavy snowfall are still “likely to occur” in the north. The southeast is likely to have above normal precipitation levels coupled with seasonal regional temperatures, which could bring snowstorms.

With files from CNN.

 

 

Joint European-Japanese space mission sends probes to Mercury

Europe and Japan have partnered to send two satellites to Mercury for a seven-year long journey. The program, called BepiColombo, was approved in 2007 and will end in the late 2020s. The probes will take a slower, less direct route to the planet to avoid getting sucked into Sun’s gravity.

Scientists hope to build on previous American missions to Mercury and uncover the planet’s mysteries. The European Mercury Planetary Orbiter probe will study geological and geographical features, such as surface structures, while the Japanese Magnetospheric Orbiter satellite will study the planet’s magnetic field’s behaviour and its atmospheric interaction with the sun’s “solar wind.”

With files from BBC News.

Major in a minute: Joint major in business and environment

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Illustrated by Irene Lo

Written by: Elise Burgert

Do you find school boring? Facts mundane? The truth . . . too simple?

If so, apply to one of the Oxymoronic Joint Majors offered by SFU! As a student in my last year of a business and environment Joint Major, I cannot quite describe just how fun it is.

What is an Oxymoronic Joint Major?

To take a joint major, you complete half of one major and half of another, and then take whichever of the two degrees gives you fancier letters to put behind your name. The programs do not need to make sense together on a conceptual level to qualify as a joint major.

I myself chose a joint major in business and environment. The first reaction that people have when they hear of this new, obscure degree is often: “But aren’t those majors contradictory?”

My answer? “Yes. Yes it is.”

Take it from someone who has spent 90 credits studying it: business and environment do not go well together. That’s not to say they are irreconcilable, but with the current policy environment in North America, there is usually a stronger business case for exploiting the environment than there is for protecting it.

The goal of my joint major is to find that elusive case for protection, or uncover some other way to stop corporations from being evil. The result? Four years of mental gymnastics.

What is it like to take an Oxymoronic Joint Major?

If you’re taking a regular major, you probably have many of your classes with roughly the same students. The knowledge you learn in one class might act as a foundation for the next.

A joint major is different. On the social side, you get twice the fun. You get to know twice as many people half as well, and participate half-heartedly in twice as many student groups.

The coursework, on the other hand, is a bit more of a gamble. The knowledge you learn in one class not only probably won’t help you in following classes. It actually has a 50% chance of being directly contradictory to the fundamental ethical principles of another! This creates a whole host of unique experiences, including, but not limited to:

– Inciting students to riot by being a capitalist in an alt-leftTM sociology class.

– Failing economics because you keep trying to internalize environmental and social externalities.

– Being “that guy” and correcting the instructor whenever a business professor tries to explain how climate change works.

– Confounding your Organizational Behaviour classmates by suggesting that an important aspect of your career ambitions is having a positive impact on the world.

– Actually needing to think critically about everything you’re learning.

Ryan Sandrin talks hockey and Halloween

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Sandrin played Junior hockey in New Mexico and Ontario before coming to SFU. (Azat Bay / The Peak)

By: Dylan Webb

Year: Senior

Major: Criminology

Birthplace: Setagaya, Japan

Hometown: Port Coquitlam, BC

Favourite Halloween candy: Rockets

Ryan Sandrin and the SFU Clan hockey club started their BCIHL season with a key road victory over the Selkirk Saints. Now, they look ahead to numerous important early-season matchups in the next few weeks against major rivals.

Sandrin is currently slated to start this weekend’s matchup against the UVIC Vikes in Victoria, and he sat down with The Peak in advance of the team’s trip to the island to talk a little bit about his time with SFU Hockey, his academic experience at SFU, and his favourite Halloween treats.

The Peak: Why SFU?

Ryan: I originally decided on SFU due not only in part to its close proximity from home, but also because it has one of the nation’s best criminology programs. When I aged out of junior hockey, I was talking to some American colleges about playing hockey and studying law, but it didn’t really make sense, knowing I wanted to pursue a career in the Canadian criminal justice system.

In my first year at SFU, I didn’t play for the hockey team, and not playing really took a toll on my morale. I was fortunate enough to walk onto the team in my second year after having focused solely on studies for a year, and [I] am now entering my third year with the program and the final year of my BA in Criminology.  

P: Where did you play junior hockey before SFU?

Ryan: In junior, I played one year in Rio Rancho, New Mexico for the New Mexico Renegades, and one year in a small town called Gravenhurst, Ontario with the South Muskoka Shield of the GMHL.

P: How did you like living in New Mexico and South Muskoka? What was different about the two junior experiences?

Ryan: Both experiences were awesome and most important in my development as both a person and hockey player. New Mexico was not a big hockey market, even though they have had minor pro teams in the past. [laughs] It’s kind of funny how I ended up there. Even though the league [WSHL] stretched from Washington to Oklahoma, we were a pretty low profile team with relatively less community support compared to other teams in the league.

When I played in Gravenhurst, [South Muskoka] we had a huge amount of community support, which really made the experience that much more fulfilling. In South Muskoka, because it is a cottage town that dies down in the winter, the hockey team is often the main focus of the community during the fall and winter months, so it was an awesome experience playing in a town that was so crazy for hockey and so supportive of their community team.

P: How do you think playing as a club differs from being recognized by SFU Athletics?

Ryan: I think the biggest thing is just in terms of promotion of the team. Social media and school-wide promotion supported by SFU as an institution is something [that] most programs benefit from [and] that we don’t necessarily have. There is also the economic dimension in terms of funding that we don’t get, and it’s really a shame: I think in terms of quality of athletes and talent pool — and those that know the sport and our program would agree — we are right up there with the best varsity programs.

The SFU hockey marketing team does an awesome job promoting our team independently of the school. Even without school support, we average around 300–400 fans a game, so props to them. I think the strength of the program relative to others in the school would increase even more significantly were we to benefit from this type of institutional support.

P: How did you get into hockey?

Ryan: I was born in Japan, and there the market is pretty small, but I got into it pretty early watching the 98 Nagano Olympics alongside my mom, who was born and raised in Canada. This sparked my initial interest in hockey, but when we relocated back to Canada, I started playing right away at age seven and had already developed a passion for the game.  

P: Towards the team a little bit; who’s the funniest guy in the locker room?

Ryan: Nic Holowko is hilarious. I remember an instance where Holo convinced a new member of the team that he was studying Marine Choreography, like how to get aquarium life to dance in sync. It is tough to describe his humour, but he is just unbelievably subtle and quick-witted. He doesn’t need a lot of words to get the guys going.

P: What is the biggest strength of the SFU hockey team this season from your perspective?

Ryan: We are a super talented team. Our forward core especially consists of impact players up and down the line up. We have a huge amount of good talent — perhaps some of the best talent we have ever had in the program. From there on, it is just about becoming a cohesive unit and allowing players to find their niche where they can have the most effective contribution.

P: Where do you put the expectations this year on the team?

Ryan: Though we’ve admittedly gotten off to a little bit of a slow start, we definitely have the right pieces to maintain high expectations. Part of the slow start is due to a lot of turnover with many seniors leaving last season. It is just adapting to that and to the need for chemistry development between the new players.

In terms of expectations, we have a ton of skill and speed, which is exciting, and there is no doubt that, as a unit, we are gunning for a championship, nothing less. Especially in the context of the tough end to last year with the ineligible player ruling, our eyes are set on the BCIHL league title. 

P: On that note, what does the team need to do to ensure they have a shot at the BCIHL title this year?

Ryan: As mentioned, we have so much skill and speed. So with that, it’s just a matter of figuring out uniformity, systems and cohesiveness. We will definitely need to solidify our systems and execute when we get our opportunities. In trying to create these opportunities, we need to ensure we are not giving up opportunities in our own end though. Once we establish that, we have everything in place personnel-wise to make a good run for it.

P: Do you think the team, as a whole, has learned from the tough ineligible player ruling last year and adapted well enough to ensure an issue like this doesn’t occur in the future?

Ryan: Yes, I think we have. Mind you, what I say needs to be taken with a grain of salt because I don’t know the true ins and outs of what occurred. It seems like there are more checks and balances that has been implemented at the player level to avoid this situation in the future. Despite the fact that the ruling did stem from a concrete violation of player eligibility, the team as a whole is more prepared to guard against any grey areas in the league eligibility rules now that we have experienced this.

That being said, what happened hurt last year, and has created a team-wide sentiment that this situation be avoided at all costs going forward, so [that] our pursuit of a BCHIL title is not hindered by anything off the ice.

P: Who do you guys see as your rival in the BCIHL?

Ryan: Traditionally, our main rival has been Selkirk. This is mainly due to past play-off matchups and their dominance in the league over the last 5–10 years. However, the tides have kind of turned lately with TWU being a cross-town rival that also has generated a lot of animosity with many close games between the two teams, varying incidents, and the fact that TWU won the BCIHL league title last season. We definitely highlight games against TWU on our calendar, and we are always looking to make a statement against them.

P: What has been the highlight of your time on the SFU hockey team?

Ryan: As an overarching highlight, the opportunity to continue playing hockey at a competitive level while also having the privilege of getting an education from such a widely recognized institution stands out. In addition, the camaraderie, friendships and all the experiences is something we will take post hockey into our respective post hockey careers and lives.

P: A bit more on school: what has been your favourite class so far here at SFU and why?

Ryan: Good question. I have enjoyed so many of my academic experiences. I thoroughly enjoyed a special topics Crim course (CRIM 319 – special topics – family violence). It has always interested me to look at the intimate nature of family violence and partner violence and the complex factors that contribute to this phenomenon. This is something I’ve considered studying further through a masters degree at SFU.

I’ve also thoroughly enjoyed my courses with Sarah Yercich, who I have had the pleasure of taking five courses with during my time at SFU. Her insight, understanding and academic knowledge is second to none. She has really been a supportive building block in my choice to potentially pursue a master’s degree at SFU.

P: What are you going to dress up as for Halloween?

Ryan: My girlfriend and I are dressing up as a cowboy and cowgirl . . . Yeehaw.

P: Do you like Halloween? What is your favourite holiday?

Yeah, I like Halloween for sure, but my preference in terms of holidays is probably Christmas because we get a chance to take a break from school and hockey and catch up with family as we all take a breather from our busy schedules.

Athlete’s corner: I think it goes without saying that there is a tremendous credit that goes out to everyone involved in the organization for all of their work on and off the ice that goes into making such a great program. 

Ultimately, we have the goal being to become an NCAA program, though there are a lot of variables and logistics to making that work, part of it being location – Div II hockey doesn’t exist here. A lot of the NCAA Div II schools that have hockey programs will play in Div III loops, but that is predominantly out on the East Coast. Our recognition as an NCAA school kind of nullifies us from Usports play, though we do play UBC in exhibition.

We’ve come a long way due to the commitments of Chris Munshaw and Mark Coletta to get the program where it is, and I think we have built a foundation that sets us up to make a good run, not only for the league title this year, but for an NCAA Division I classification in the near future.

The Curve God listens

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Illustrated by Alice Zhang

Written by: Zoe Vedova

Everyone knows how the manifesto of the Curve God starts:

THE CURVE GOD LOVES YOU!
BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO LOVE HIM BACK?
SACRIFICE TO THE CURVE GOD AND THE CURVE GOD WILL SACRIFICE FOR YOU.

RIDE ON THE WINGS OF ACADEMIC MEDIOCRITY;
SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN AVERAGE WILL SECURE YOU A SPOT IN MIDDLE-MANAGEMENT HEAVEN.

October has commenced, and without fail, its insidious propaganda of aestheticized coffee mugs and overly saturated deciduous foliage have suffocated our collective conscious like an infinity scarf cinched too tight.

The real enemy remained concealed in our syllabuses, biding its time before deploying into calendars all across the Lower Mainland, shattering the regularly scheduled programming of our lives in a blitzkrieg of campus-wide suffering – midterms.

Before you scramble for your half-assed lecture notes and panic incinerates your medial temporal lobe, turn your last viable brain cell to the singular source of hope you have left.
If you’re committed to preventing your GPA from crumbling into the seas of academic probation, send up a prayer to the Curve God, and pray he replies.

SFU’s own deity of rock-bottom exam success is an indifferent observer of student strife. Calling on the Curve God to carry you above class average requires more effort than every ounce of participation you’ve ever scrapped together for tutorial.

To save your own grade, you must relinquish something that proves your desperation – if your sacrifice is disingenuous, you’ll face an educational reckoning akin to no other.
Thematically appropriate punishments include but are not limited to: Wi-Fi never again connecting to your laptop, your phone playing your favourite song from grade eight out loud in lecture every week, never receiving an enrolment date for next semester, etc.

Unfortunately, the Curve God is notoriously finicky about what constitutes a good sacrifice. However, there are some fail-safe classics that are sure to save a demoralized studier.

  • Steal the titanium-tipped gel pen of the best student in your class.
    If the Curve God accepts, you will have traded your grade for theirs, dooming them to whatever fate may have befallen you.
  • Convince your TA they’re possessed by a ghost of a grad student and they personally have never had an original thought about their dissertation. Not sure why the Curve God loves watching this, but it works.

Dig around in the pocket of your soul for some loose morality to toss into the koi pond. The ink may never wash from your hands, bags under your eyes may drag you towards the grave, and the shame of sending your TA spiraling into an existential crisis will haunt you, but we all know how the manifesto ends: ATTAIN NOW AND ATONE LATER
THE CURVE GOD LOVES YOU.

What grinds our gears: Solo students taking up whole booths all by themselves

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Photo by Gene Cole / The Peak

Written by: Gene Cole, Opinions Editor

I’ve been known to carry a lot on my back to campus each day. Between my laptop, large notepad, ton of pencils, chargers, and some form of entertainment, like a book or a Nintendo console, I can easily take up more space than I need.

But you know what isn’t the solution? Grabbing a table meant for a large group and pouring your entire bag and lunch across it.

It’s one thing to do this early in the morning, when nobody’s there and we’ve all got plenty of places to independently suffer before an 8:30 a.m. class. But to take all your things and use them to block a big group from being comfortable together at lunch is nothing short of mean.

Maybe you could be redeemed if you let other lonely students in, but with your Jackson Pollock of papers and tech, you discourage even the bravest students from going, “Hey, mind if I take this corner?”

You’ve got a bag. Put some of your stuff back in it and sit someplace else.

What If: Computers were installed into every lecture hall seat

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Photo by Azat Bayandin / The Peak

Written by: Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate

Most modern students live off the technology we live with, but if we got computers in every lecture hall, I know a ton of instructors would be rightfully annoyed. I’ve taken courses with professors who ban computers, phones, and tablets, and many keep citing studies which claim that laptops don’t help students in lectures. The fact is, though, that computers are prominent enough in our student lives that for them to be someday waiting for us in every lecture seat is far from unimaginable.

Cynical instructors might find tactics to cut computer use in lecture, such as handwriting projects and drawing lots of diagrams. They may be stuck doing more open-book tests, though, just to compensate for their inability to take these computers away.

Courses which require computers would benefit, and tutorials where TAs teach about software might disappear, as their content could be added into lectures. TAs would see their office hours and teaching time cut too, since everything’s going to happen a tad faster. If lectures also speed up and take less time, then lecture halls might be unoccupied for longer stretches, so they could even double as computer labs when they’re available — who knows?

The big downside, though, would be a possible tuition increase to help fund everything, from the IT department’s labour to the infrastructural changes needed to route electricity to so many new computers.

It’d be convenient and interesting to have certain computers in every lecture, but it wouldn’t be easy and it might not be worth it. After all, we already have enough construction and renovations around campus.

SFU psychology researchers look at dating violence across sexes and light-based treatments for mental health disorders

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(Photo courtesy of Dwain Hebda/Savvy)

Written by: Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate

 

Teen boys found to experience greater relationship abuse than teen girls

Among students aged 12 to 19, violence in relationships is experienced more by boys than girls, according to a psychology study led by SFU doctorate student Catherine Shaffer and UBC nursing professor Elizabeth Saewyc.

Data came from surveys of 35,000 B.C. students in 2003, 2008, and 2013 sourced from the McCreary Centre Society, an adolescent health charity.

Students were asked if they had been physically struck by their significant other within the past year. When comparing the data between the sexes, it was found that boys consistently reported being hit or slapped by a significant other more often than girls did.

In an interview with The Star Vancouver, Shaffer theorizes such results may extend from social norms, saying, “It could be that it’s still socially acceptable for girls to hit or slap boys in dating relationships.”

The researchers also found that while boys have experienced less and less dating victimization over the past decade, the level of dating violence girls face has stayed roughly the same, leaving researchers to wonder whether current intervention protocols are not effective for girls.

Experiences of violence during dating can lead to depression and worse academic performance among teens. Thus, intervention programs to reduce dating violence among teens are under development.

The findings of the study appear to match those of similar American studies, though further research is needed to see how it can be applied worldwide and among LGBTQ+ adolescents, Shaffer told The Star Vancouver.

 

With files from The Star Vancouver and SFU News.

 

 

An investigation into whether artificial lighting can improve sleep and circadian rhythms

An investigation into whether LED lights can alter circadian rhythms and aid in mental healthcare is being conducted by SFU postdoctoral fellow Myriam Juda in partnership with BC Hydro and the Burnaby Centre for Mental Health and Addiction. Juda connected with them through a Mitacs Accelerate internship.

For her research, Juda is using LED lights which can change their colour, temperature, and intensity to mimic natural light. She evaluates the light’s effect on the rest-activity cycle, sleep, and circadian rhythms to promote mental health and substance abuse recovery.

The LED lights will change in tune according to the time of day mimicking the light during a sunrise, midday, sunset and at night.

“Despite the fact that humans have used artificial lighting for many years now, our bodies are still very much in tune with the natural rhythms of outdoor light and we predict that getting good sleep and having stable circadian rhythms will improve patient recovery,” said Juda to SFU News.

Juda noted that she is glad to see community partners taking an interest in her work. She hopes that her research can open “possibilities for improving lighting in hospitals and other care units, and eventually also in settings like schools or offices.”

Her research has been awarded a grant from AGE-WELL, a tech network which supports innovations that improve life for older adults. Juda is also preparing to conduct an intervention study with Nikkei Seniors Health Care and Housing Society, a non-profit which runs supportive residences for Japanese seniors.