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Trapped on campus: Your guide to surviving Halloween night at SFU

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Written by Zoe Vedova, Peak Associate

It’s Thursday evening — October 31. While all your friends are smearing on eyeshadow from garish palettes they’ve saved since middle school and ripping open miniature Kit Kats with their teeth as they pre-game on straight vodka, you’re shuffling alone through the AQ after your 9:20 p.m. lecture. Fog has already suffocated the mountain when you receive a TransLink update: severe weather will prevent busses from driving up Burnaby Mountain. 

You have become trapped on campus on Halloween because TransLink has inconveniently left you for dead. It is now up to you to celebrate and survive the night by yourself. But where do you head first? 

 

PART I: Trick or Treat-ment 

If you wish to engage in North America’s only acceptable form of communism, trick-or-treating, try the psychology department. There are usually a few psych majors holed up at night psycho-analyzing each other as a form of flirting. All it takes is a knock on their department door to find out whether they have any candy left after being stingy at Clubs Day. 

But be warned: the Canadian Code of Ethics for Psychologists has no power after dark. If you get lured into a quick test, you could be battling more emotional demons than you anticipated. But you will get $2. 

 

PART II: Communications labyrinth 

Do you wish you could manufacture the nail-biting paranoia of a haunted corn maze in the comfort of indoors? Since you’re already stuck on campus, your next step should be to check out the bottom floor of the communications department. After twisting and turning under low cement ceilings, you’re sure to feel that you’re being chased down by a killer, eerily beckoning you to your death with the promise of an easily accessible advising appointment. 

 

PART III: Evil Minimart 

Closing out the festivities, your night slinking around SFU will inevitably lead you to face the ghost children of the AQ and the vicious ghouls in West Mall. But you’re not going to be able to fight the spectres crying out haunted curses or the wraiths shrieking about destroying civilization if you’re only armed with a dried-out highlighter. Evil Minimart, operating as the Maggie Benston portal to Hell, has your back. 

In the depths of the convenience shop, find potions (expired Gatorade), weapons (mechanical pencils that double as switchblades), and ornate, demonic scrolls filled with supernatural-slaying incantations (all the Latin phrases pulled from the Criminal Justice Code). It might be a shock when it turns out the creepy ghost children were just a few lost first years, and the ghouls were business students at a networking seminar. That, honestly, is even worse.

 

FIN: The Final Girl ™

It’s Friday morning — November 1. 

Bleary-eyed, you collapse ragged and traumatized onto the deceptively, torturously hard bench across from Images Theatre. You’ve beaten the business students and escaped the first years. You are the Final Girl. And, oh god . . . good luck on that 8:30 a.m. midterm of yours. 

What are the spookiest things that’ve happened to you?

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Deadweight

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Written by Rodolfo Boskovich, SFU Student

“OK, I guess we may as well start,” I say to a roomful of students. “So! I’m gonna talk about the different aspects of—”

The door bursts open.

A decaying corpse stumbles in, Starbucks drink in hand. Raw meat and instant noodles — the scent spreads to every corner of the room. The corpse groans incoherently as it makes its way up to me.

“Oh! Cool! Dave, you made it.”

From my seat, the prof raises his hand. I nod for him to go ahead.

“I thought you had the flu, David?” he asks, tentatively. “You already feeling, er, better?”

Dave groans and looks over at me.

“I must have read that email wrong,” I quickly cover. “It must have not been that serious. Anyways, now that we’re both here—” 

Dave’s arm falls off its socket. The Starbucks cup explodes on the desk in front of us. Scarlet and gooey, something is spreading across the laminate, enveloping my laptop.

I jerk the laptop away and start wiping the desk with my sleeve.

“Do you need any napkins?” asks the prof, getting up to help.

“No, no, it’s all good,” I say. “I got it on sale, anyway.”

“If you’re sure . . .” says the prof. “David, why don’t you start us off while he’s dealing with that, then?”

Head bobbing slowly and silently, Dave looks at his arm on the floor.

“His mom gave him that arm,” I chime in, pushing the goo in the garbage. 

“Ah—!” The prof seems somewhat abashed. “David, do you need a second?”

Dave looks at me, groans, and shakes his head. He begins groping his pockets with his remaining arm, looking for something. His hand dives inside his ribcage and pulls out a crumpled piece of paper. Gingerly, he places it in front of him on the gooey desk and starts to unfold. There’s only one word on the page.

Dave gurgles and spits something out. Clearing his throat, he shouts—

“—Braaaains!”

. . .

Hand trembling, he folds the paper back up and puts it back in his ribcage.

“I think the PowerPoint is really going to make sense of what Dave here is getting at,” I tell the class, putting the laptop back on the desk before turning back to my partner. “Right! Did you bring the HDMI cable?”

Dave looks back at me, pupils slowly swelling.

“No, yeah, that’s fine. I can just—we’ll just wing it. It’s good,” I stammer, closing the laptop. “The first aspect that we’re going to talk about has to do with, um—”

Dave’s left leg crumples, and crumbles, under him. Losing his balance, Dave bashes his head on the desk as he falls He’s lying in a pool of flesh crème brûlée.

“You know, Dave? Why don’t you just take a seat?” I urge. “I can take it from here.”

He nibbles on my leg under the desk.

“No, really, it’s fine,” I say. A shiver runs up my calf, through my thigh. “That flu looks serious, man. Just . . . take a seat.”

Dave’s hand shoots up in the air. He grabs the desk for support and sits himself on a chair.

“Before you get started, I just want to remind you,” the prof calls across the lecture hall, “I’m grading you as a group.”

“Ah—” I punch the desk. Little specks of red dotting the top . . .  “Son—! of a! Braaaains!

Say “boo” to sugary sweets this year with these healthy Halloween hacks

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"Corn" might be in its name, but that doesn't mean it's healthy... Image courtesy of Dane Deaner / Unsplash.

By: Navya, Peak Associate

Halloween is just around the corner, and there’s one thing that makes the holiday even scarier: the sugary treats. We all love indulging in them during this festive season, but let’s not trick our healthy lifestyle this year and instead make some changes to the standard Halloween treats. Here are some of the ways you can treat yourself and your friends to a fun Halloween without spooking your health with sugary treats.

1. Prepare!

The best way to curb the candy cravings is to have healthier snacks already prepped before the day of Halloween. Prepping beforehand gives you enough time to make a bag of delicious treats and store them for later too, because, hey — healthy treats can be enjoyed anytime. 

My favorite treat to make is Halloween balls — they’re simple and super fun to prepare. All you need is wheat flour, bananas, maple syrup, and coconut. Simply throw everything in a food processor, blend until combined, and roll the mixture into balls. To give them a spooky twist, top each ball with two raisin eyeballs. You can always freeze them to enjoy later.

2. No time? We got you.

How does a healthy candy corn snack sound? All you need to do is layer the base of a cup with cut up mangoes or pineapple, top them with a layer of oranges, and finish with some whipped cream at the top. Voila! A healthy alternative to candy corn is ready in just five minutes.

3. Track those snacks

When it comes to those coveted Halloween treats, candy bars and chocolate aren’t exclusively a “no.” One way to enjoy your snack-size favorites while still being mindful of your health is to track your treats. Paying attention to how many treats you’re eating can make a huge difference in how many you ultimately consume. Holding on to your candy bar wrappers will surely help you to say “no” before you eat that fourth bar.

4. Eat full

And lastly, when it’s finally candy time: never eat on an empty stomach. Filling up with a meal before you skip to dessert is the ultimate hack. I bet candies look a lot more tempting when eaten on an empty stomach, so don’t let your stomach growl. The protein and fibre in a meal will make you feel more satisfied and less likely to sneak treats in your bedroom after the night’s festivities are over.

It might seem like there’s nothing better than a bag full of sweet and colorful treats, but they don’t have to be loaded with unnatural sugar. Using easily available ingredients for affordable and guilt-free snacking, you can create healthier alternatives that are still fun and festive. Above all, you should be mindful of your health during this holiday season. Happy Halloween!

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: October 29–November 4

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An illustration of a girl with long flowing hair. Astrological signs and stars shine around her.
ILLUSTRATION: Marissa Ouyang / The Peak

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor

Aries — March 21–April 19

Your stars spell terrible destinies for you this week. And you’re just going to have to put up with that. You think you have an unfair relationship with astronomy? Talk to Remus Lupin and get back to us.

Taurus — April 20–May 20

Not sure what to hand out to trick-or-treaters this year? You can’t go amiss with Post-It notes covered in quotable excerpts from the scholarly works of Friedrich Hayek. After all, the ideal free market is the world’s biggest trick of all.

Gemini — May 21–June 20

Expecting to be haunted this week? Draw a salt circle around your overpriced residence. Then, burn one of your SFU sweaters from first year, the ones you thought would help you move on from your high school traumas and integrate into the nonexistent mountain community. 

Cancer — June 21–July 22

Suitors are disappointing you left and right this week. Just start dating your favourite mason jar. It will faithfully hold onto your possessions, and it’s far too transparent to get away with lying to you. 

Leo — July 23–August 22

Worrying about what to wear for your Halloween parties? You shouldn’t be. Because you don’t wear costumes — you are a costume. The filth-mongers you go to school with should feel so blessed to be able to vainly try and dress themselves in imitation of your luminous image.

Virgo — August 23–September 22

As fall kicks into full swing, enjoy yourself by playing around in piles of gathered autumn leaves. Careful, though — you just might scatter the very pile of scrap leaves that the Canadian government is using to hide the under-construction pipeline from judgmental eyes.

Libra — September 23–October 22

No need to feel bad about never inviting your partner to the Avocado. Take this week as your chance to instead invite them to the cushy inside of a gigantic pumpkin. The person you love and trust above all can jack your lantern any day. 

Scorpio — October 23–November 21

Find some time this week to loiter on the 2000-level of Maggie Benston Centre and stare into the gigantic spiralling hole. They say that staring into the depths of Pandemonium for long enough will let you carve out a reservation there for your essence, for when the end times manifest.

Sagittarius — November 22–December 21

Your friends might ask for some last-minute advice on masks for their costumes. And you’re absolutely the most qualified to give it. Every human interaction you’ve ever had has arguably just boiled down to you and a series of social masks.

Capricorn — December 22–January 19

You’re tired. So, so tired. But you can push through this week without ending up as an illegally plastinated corpse in a friend’s attic — I believe in you. 

Aquarius — January 20–February 18

You’re increasingly suspicious that you, yourself, might be a vampire. You love the taste of your nemeses’ blood, and you are always a little more cold, pale, and depressingly attired than what would befit the weather. But worry not. No vampire could ever intrude on other people’s homes, plans, relationships, and lives with the practiced ease that you do.

Pisces — February 19–March 20

You want the odiferous truth? Fine. Stop wasting time with your horoscope and start researching for your next round of essays while you have the chance, you belugas.

Monday Music: Moody and magical melodies for Halloween

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Monday Music: your weekly themed playlist. Image courtesy of The Peak.

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer

I’ve never really engaged in witchcraft or dabbled in the occult, but sometimes I get the feeling of wanting to transcend some realms, or at least meet some fairies in an enchanted forest. Disregarding the obvious Halloween hit that is “Monster Mash,” I can think of quite a few songs that convey these otherworldly, spooky feelings much better. Here are four hauntingly beautiful tracks to listen to if you’re also contemplating escaping into the next realm this Halloween.

“Nina Cried Power” by Hozier (featuring Mavis Staples):

It’d be a complete disservice to make any magical playlist without including half-man-half-fey Hozier. His album Wasteland, Baby! evokes strong feelings of running wildly through the forest barefoot. “Nina Cried Power” is an anthem, with the same reverent, chaotic energy of “Take Me to Church.” In the song, he references many artists who’ve used their music to protest, and it’s a choral slam. 

“Oblivion” by Bastille:

I recently designated Bastille’s album All This Bad Blood as my newest soundtrack for imagining a world wherein I navigate the apocalypse. This is one of my favourite songs on the album, though “Overjoyed” presents some stiff competition. An intimate song, the singer wonders, as their loved one sleeps, if they’re “going to age with grace.” 

“Saturn” by Sleeping At Last:

This song is simply a beautiful experience. From the instrumental prelude, Sleeping At Last vocalizes how expansive our universe is and really conveys a feeling of enchantment and the beauty of existing. To this day, “the universe was made just to be seen by my eyes” is one of the most profound lyrics I have ever heard.

“Season Of The Witch” by Lana Del Rey:

Featured in the film adaptation of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, this catchy track is breathy enough to give the song some creepy vibes. The intermingling harmonies also contribute to the song’s witchy feel. The other songs on this list might be a bit unorthodox for a spooky playlist, but this one simply screams Halloween.

Political Corner: The Polish elections present a teachable moment for left-wing opposition parties

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Poland re-elected right-wing nationalist Jarosław Kaczyński for a second term. Photo: Carsten Koall/Getty Images

By: Kelly Grounds, Peak Associate

With Canadian voters now recovering from our own election cycle, it is easy to forget about the politics of other countries and their potential repercussions. One example is Poland, which has also held parliamentary elections this month.

In 2015, the right-wing Law and Justice (PiS) party won the election easily, taking power away from the liberal Civic Coalition, by promising to work for Poland and its national identity. This is the platform that ultimately got them their second term. But which Poland has the party actually worked for?

Since 2015, Jarosław Kaczyński has called the LGBTQ2+ community a danger to society, going so far to say that the community is the biggest threat to Polish freedom since the Soviet era. So it is safe to say that the PiS is not interested in serving LGBTQ2+ individuals of Poland.

The PiS has instead focused their efforts on appealing to typical nuclear families. A majority of their support in the first election came from their promises to give families a monthly allowance for each child that they had. Once elected, the party followed through, helping many families improve their financial stability. It is unsurprising then that the PiS won by a large margin again in the election this month, even though many of their social policies don’t sit well with voters. 

The continuation of PiS rule in Poland is errily similar to the second-term re-election of Hungary’s Viktor Orbán, a far right politician who, on top of also being homophobic, is extremely anti-immigrant and has pulled Hungary to the far right. 

In both countries, opposition leaders had assumed they would have an easy time taking power back. Opposition strategies have been to push back hard against discrimmination policies, in addition to presenting themselves primarily as the antithesis to extreme right nationalists. This has also been the political reaction to the rise of far-right parties in other parts of the globe. However, this rhetoric has fallen short with voters who are looking for a solid platform to support, not simply an in-principle opposition party. In the wake of the Polish and Hungarian elections, it is clear that this strategy does not work. 

So what will? Going forward, the left-wing parties need a new strategy. Instead of focusing solely on being “the other guys” in politics, they should instead push their values and develop solid platforms, giving them a stronger presence in the elections. This would be a different way to show how they are the “other guy,” while backing up that claim with actual policy proposals.

 

It’s the great pumpkin recipes, SFU!

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Illustrated by: Maple Sukontasukkul

ByNicole Magas, Gabrielle McLaren, Marco Ovies, and Dylan Webb

Illustration by: Maple Sukontasukkul

 

Sometimes, pumpkin-spice lattes and pumpkin TimBits are not enough. This Halloween season, The Peak compiled a recipe roundup of pumpkin-centric foods, both savoury and sweet, that will surely sate your autumnal cravings. 

 

SWEET TREATS 

Pumpkin-marbled chocolate brownies 

The best part of this recipe is how dramatic the pumpkin and chocolate batter looks when you swirl them together with a fork. And yes, it is that easy to make everyone who knows you think you’re Martha Stewart. I hear your fears about chocolate and pumpkin as a pairing, but don’t let Starbucks makes you think that pumpkin has to stand alone. — GM 

Yields: Depends on the brownie recipe used as a base! 

Ingredients:

  • Ingredients needed for your go-to brownie recipe, or a store-bought brownie mix
  • 3 oz of cream cheese, softened
  • 1 tbsp butter 
  • 1/2 cup sugar 
  • 1 egg 
  • 1 cup of canned pumpkin 
  • 1 tsp vanilla 
  • 1 tbsp flour 
  • 1/4 tsp ground ginger 
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon (or more) 

Instructions:

  1. Make your usual brownie recipe or follow the recipes on your mix, and pour batter into a prepared pan.
  2. Beat your cream cheese and butter together in a mixer or food processor (doing it by hand is doable but very labour intensive). 
  3. Add in sugar and beat until well combined. Protip: Scrape the sides of your bowl to avoid a granular mixture.
  4. Beat in all other ingredients.
  5. Dump spoonfuls of your pumpkin cream cheese mixture on top of brownie batter.
  6. Use a fork to swirl the cream cheese for a marbled effect, and to distribute the pumpkin cream cheese mix equally. 
  7. Bake your brownies as per your recipe’s instructions and enjoy! 

 

Pumpkin, carrot, and chocolate chip muffins 

These muffins are unspeakably good. I’m not even going to describe them because my words, those of a mere mortal, would not do them justice. Be liberal with your pumpkin spice (or whatever amalgamation of nutmeg, cinnamon, cloves, and ginger feels right in your heart while you’re baking) and throw in chocolate chips to truly love yourself. — GM 

Yield: 36 muffins 

Ingredients:

  • 3 cups of flour 
  • 1.5 tbsp of pumpkin spice (or whatever amalgamation of nutmeg, cinnamon, cloves, and ginger feels right — don’t bother buying pumpkin spice if you have these in your pantry!)
  • 2 tsp of baking soda 
  • 1 15 oz can of pumpkin puree 
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 cup of oil 
  • 1 tsp vanilla 
  • 1/2 cup water 
  • 1 cup shredded carrots 
  • 1 cup chocolate chips 

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F. 
  2. Aside from your carrots and chocolate chips, combine your dry ingredients in one bowl and your wet ingredients in the other. Then, mix them together. 
  3. Add your carrots and chocolate chips in last, to make sure that they’re well-incorporated in your batter. 
  4. Bake your muffins for 18-20 minutes, and enjoy! 

 

Vegan pumpkin pie truffles

So this is actually my mom’s recipe (because I can’t cook) and I don’t know if I’m allowed to publish it, so please don’t tell her. The great thing about this recipe is that it is both vegan and can be made in less than 15 minutes. They taste just like little pumpkin pie bites, and since they’re vegan, you can pretend that they’re actually healthy for you while you eat the whole tray. — MO

Yields: 12 balls 

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup pumpkin puree (pure pumpkin, not pie mix)
  • 1/4 cup maple syrup
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp pumpkin pie spice (or use a mix of cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg)
  • 1/2 cup + 2-3 tbsp almond flour
  • 3 tbsp coconut flour
  • 2 tbsp coconut sugar
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1–2 tbsp rum or liquor of choice (optional)

 

Instructions:

  1. Add pumpkin puree and maple syrup to a pan. Mix in the salt and pumpkin pie spice. 
  2. Cook over medium heat for 6 to 8 mins to thicken slightly. Add in the vanilla extract. Here, you can add your 1–2 tbsp rum or liquor of choice.
  3. Allow mixture to cool slightly, then add in almond and coconut flour. Mix well. 
  4. Let chill to absorb for 10 minutes, then mix again. If the dough is sticky, add 2 tbsp or more of almond flour. Press the mixture between your fingers to check. 
  5. Using your hands, form the dough into smooth balls. 
  6. In a bowl, mix the coconut sugar and cinnamon. Roll the balls in the cinnamon and sugar mixture. 
  7. Store refrigerated for up to 3 days and frozen for up to a month. 

 

SAVOURY CITY 

 

Pumpkin alfredo 

Listen, I know this feels like a weird one, but bear with me! Pumpkin is the perfect cheap, nutritious, and filling thickener for a savoury and smooth sauce. I would recommend throwing in more garlic than the recipe calls for, and sage is a super nice addition to this dish. — GM 

Yields: 4 servings

Ingredients:

  • 1 pound of pasta (fettuccine is great!) 
  • 6 tbsp of butter, margarine, or another cooking oil 
  • 2 cloves of garlic or more
  • 1 cup of pumpkin puree 
  • 1/8 tsp of nutmeg 
  • 2/3 cup of half and half cream (if you’re using milk of some sort, adjust your quantity so that your sauce is still thick) 
  • Parmesan cheese and parsley to garnish (optional)

Instructions: 

  1. Boil water and make your pasta as usual. Make sure to keep some leftover pasta water (roughly half a cup, depending on how much liquid you want to later use to adjust your sauce’s consistency). 
  2. In a pan, melt your butter and cook your garlic. 
  3. The original recipe recommends incorporating all other ingredients in a pan to make the sauce, but feel free to toss everything in with your drained pasta so it all simmers together.  

 

Flourless pumpkin bread

I had gluten-intolerant friends in high school, which taught me that when you find a good flourless recipe, you never let it go. Not only do you pin that recipe on all of your boards — you carve it in your skin. This recipe’s hamartia is the fact that it calls for almond butter, which is so expensive it hurts. Feel free to substitute for peanut butter or even tahini, depending on what you have handy. — GM 

Yields: One loaf

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of almond butter (or substitute) 
  • 2/3 cup of canned pumpkin puree (if you use pumpkin pie mix, adjust your spices and double/triple-check the ingredient list if gluten is a concern) 
  • 1/2 cup sugar 
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp baking powder 
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon (I always, always put more cinnamon than called for)
  • 1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp ground ginger
  • 1/8 tsp ground cloves 

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F. 
  2. Mix all the ingredients together; a blender or food processor works best.
  3. Bake in a loaf pan for 40–45 minutes until done or until a toothpick comes out clean. 

Note: Don’t worry if the top of your loaf sinks when it’s cooling, it’s normal! 

 

Slow-cooker pumpkin butter spread

Come the stroke of midnight on the day the first leaf falls from the trees, all foods turn into pumpkins. So why not butter? This sweet treat will turn your morning toast into a little slice of Thanksgiving pie that just can’t be beat! Pumpkin butter can be stored for up to two weeks in the fridge in an airtight container. It makes a great dip or spread to add just a little bit of extra pumpkin to all your autumn meals. — NM 

Yields: 4 mason jars worth

Ingredients: 

  • 2 small pie pumpkins  
  • 2 tbsp butter
  • 2 cups brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup apple juice
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1 tsp ground ginger
  • 1/2 tsp nutmeg
  • 1/4 tsp cloves

Instructions:

  1. Cut pumpkins with a sharp knife and scrape out all the seeds.
  2. Carefully cut remaining flesh from shell and dice the flesh into cubes.
  3. Combine all ingredients in your slow cooker. Give it all a good stir with care.
  4. Cook on low heat for 8 hours. 
  5. Remove cooked mix into a standing blender and blend until smooth until even consistency is reached. Alternatively, do so in an emulsion blender can be used in the pot, or in a large bowl.
  6. Chill in the refrigerator to set.

 

Pumpkin curry: 

I love this recipe because it gives me a chance to eat a vegetable I usually don’t like. I would normally associate pumpkin flavourings with desserts and sweetness, so the contrast here is really enjoyable. I definitely always have it with the optional spicy chilies. It’s a Fijian-style curry, that is also vegan-friendly. In my opinion, it goes best with a simple roti, but rice works too. Shoutout to my friend, Pushpa Singh, who personally taught me how to make it! — DW 

Yields: 4 servings

Ingredients:

  • 1 medium pumpkin
  • 1 small onion
  • 1 tbsp ground garlic
  • 1 tsp ground ginger
  • 6 tbsp of olive or corn oil 
  • 1/4 tsp mustard seeds
  • 1/4 tsp cumin seeds
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 4 curry leaves
  • 1 tsp mint (optional)
  • 1–2 tsp of hot chilis (optional)

 

Directions:

  1. Cut pumpkin into small cubes. 
  2. Cut onion and chilis finely (if chilis are being added).
  3. Add oil to pan. Heat to medium-high, then add onions. 
  4. When onions are soft, add ginger, garlic, mustard seed, cumin, curry leaves, pumpkin, salt, and chilis. 
  5. Cook until soft. 
  6. Once cooked, add finely cut mint on top.

Flying shuttlecocks and budding friendships: Taking a peek at the SFU Badminton Club

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Photo credit / SFU Badminton Club

By: Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer

Are you looking for a recreational sport to help you de-stress? Perhaps an activity that you don’t have to go out into the rain to play? If so, you might consider the SFU Badminton Club. Whether you’re a casual or competitive player, or somewhere in between, the SFU Badminton Club invites everyone to come together to enjoy the sport in a casual and social atmosphere. 

“Badminton club is where I met some unexpected but close friends,” Marco, a current member, said when asked about his time with the group. The club’s executive, currently comprised by President Thanh and Vice-President Joey, runs the club. It has about 50 active members, and, as of Fall 2019, the club boasts 15 new members — eight of which are first year students.

For readers unfamiliar with badminton, it is a court sport, similar to tennis, but usually played indoors. In badminton, players use racquets to hit a shuttlecock over the net — with the goal being for the shuttlecock to fall in the designated court areas on the opponent’s side. A rally occurs if the opponent can return the shuttlecock after it is served. To earn a point, a player has to win a rally, which is achieved when the opponent hits the shuttlecock out of bounds or into the net. A match typically consists of three sets, and a player or pair needs to win 21 points to win a single set.

The SFU Badminton Club competes against other universities in a variety of ways. Notable amongst this list is the annual UBC x SFU Tournament, where badminton club members from both institutions compete. The most recent tournament was held in 2019, with UBC taking home the trophy. The next UBC x SFU Tournament is going to be hosted by UBC in February 2020.

They also have other recreational tournaments against other schools coming up, such as a tournament against Trinity Western, hosted by the SFU Badminton Club on November 8. Since the majority of members are students and, due to scheduling, prefer playing in standard, weekly drop-in times, local tournaments and ice breakers are only hosted occasionally. 

The club’s usual practices and weekly drop-in events are in the East Gym from 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. on Tuesdays and 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Fridays. There is a semesterly fee of $15 to join the club — $5 of which is allocated to SFU Recreation, while the remaining $10 goes directly to the club itself and is allocated to tournaments, ice breakers, and coaching. The deadline to officially join the SFU Badminton Club for the Fall 2019 semester has passed, but students may come to drop-in times for a small fee of $3 per session. The club usually provides shuttlecocks, and they do have a few spare racquets, but attendees are encouraged to bring their own racquet.

There are members of all skill levels in the club and, though players typically choose to partner with other players close to their skill level, competitive and casual players have also been seen to enjoy a match together. While there is currently no coach for the club, Thanh has mentioned that they might be hiring a coach for the competitive team in the near future.

“The SFU Badminton Club is a place where people of all skill levels come to learn and play the sport. But, most importantly, it’s about meeting new people in the SFU community,” Than said when asked about the purpose of the club. 

If you’re interested in joining, or even just dropping in, contact the SFU Badminton Club through their Facebook page, or email them at [email protected] for more info.

Dr. Asel Omar and Anosh Irani find common ground on the topic of displacement

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The talk took place on October 9, 2019. Image courtesy of SFU's World Literature department.

By: Isabella Wang, SFU Student

On October 9, 2019, a congregation of students and staff gathered for a long-anticipated talk featuring Dr. Asel Omar and Anosh Irani. 

Dr. Asel Omar is a Russian and Kazakh writer. Writing in Russian, she has published internationally, with four books of poetry and short fiction titled Credo, Early Colds, Blue Wolf, and Tengri Talisman. A professor of philosophy in Russia, her thesis was on Ancient Turkic Mythology.

Anosh Irani is the writer-in-residence and a visiting professor with the SFU World Literature program. He has written award-winning plays and a screenplay, and is the author of four critically acclaimed novels. The Parcel was a finalist for the Governor General’s Literary Award among others. His play Bombay Black won five Dora Mavor Moore Awards, including the award for Outstanding New Play. His latest collection of short fiction is Translated from the Gibberish.

Opening remarks were made warmly by Dr. Melek Ortabasi, director of the SFU World Literature program, who acted as emcee for the evening.

The topic for the night’s talk was displacement. Dr. Ortabasi began by inviting each writer to speak to their different interpretations of the theme. For Dr. Omar, displacement occurs in the masses of misinformation being bombarded through the news and social media outlets. Writers have the ability to “deconstruct” language and identify whereabouts the misinformation lies. As she articulated, “if somebody tries to displace your heart to the wrong place by using the wrong clichés and labels, it is a dangerous situation.” 

For Irani too, writing is a force and form of disruption. Where life is presented as a kind of chaos, like stimuli combusting thought after thought like brushfire, writers see the world and, in turn, create what he refers to as a “calibrated chaos.” The words that get past the chaos have the ability to move the reader, becoming something that they take in. Writing thus channels displacement and “turbulence” from the inside.

Despite their different approaches, both writers converged on the idea of “home” as a central grounding point for the shifting and crossing over of languages, borders, and landscapes that they have encountered throughout their personal and professional lives. As Irani expressed it, “the meaning of displacement changes because the meaning of home changes.” Indeed, both writers have each experienced a form of physical displacement, through the loss of a language and through the difficulties of having to navigate a multiplicity of cultures and spaces upon arriving to a new country. At the same time, their performances opened up the possibility of a hybrid space, where individuals are allowed to be “more than one thing” — or, as Dr. Ortbasi put it, “hyphenated” — in their ability to speak, think, and write in multiple languages that do not always cohere.

Dr. Omar proceeded with readings of her poems in Russian, while the English translations were projected simultaneously on a screen. Having collaborated on this project with local poets Aislinn Hunter, Fiona Tinwei Lam, and Marina Sonkina, the poems in translation were yet another sign of Dr. Omar’s immersed hybridity — having arrived in Vancouver recently, she has now begun the process of venturing out and situating herself in close dialogue within a community of poets, writers, and/or scholars taking up the literary scene. 

Nevertheless, with movement comes bouts of occasional loneliness, and strange unfamiliarity. Having left India for Vancouver 20 years ago, Irani said that reading Dr. Omar’s poem “Rain” and her descriptions of the “mist dissolving” was like having his own experiences heard. He went on to explain that the decision to leave was a difficult choice, and that he often could not help but wonder what his life in India would be like if he had never left.

Turning next to his short fiction collection, Translated from the Gibberish, Irani read the opening story about his former yoga teacher, who memorably pronounced the word “exile” whenever he meant “exhale” due to his accent. These words, however, would go on to shape Irani’s stay in Canada. Whereas mentions of “exile” would evoke a sense of displacement, reminding him of his new climate and of having to endlessly adjust to fit — or not fit — in with this environment, the word “exhale” allowed him to persevere over longs periods of writing.

As Irani explains, writing itself is a marathon, as much as yoga is a form of endurance — both require tenacity and concentration from the body. Yet, finding a spark in the last lines of Dr. Omar’s poems, where she writes that “nothing is in vain / Everything is forgiven. Not forgiven. Loved,” Irani echoes that indeed, nothing has been in vain. Coming to a new country has helped him grow as a writer, by allowing him to see differently, through the perspectives of stories sought in what is unfamiliar, in the everyday. 

The night left a profound influence on many of the students in attendance. Following the event, second year biology student Ksydalg Avem Henry reflected by saying:

“I enjoyed having two very different perspectives from two writers coming from different places, but [who have] experience[d] a similar sense of displacement. I was born in Canada. I speak French, but I don’t speak Jamaican. When I go back [to visit family], I am able to understand what they are saying, but […] I don’t know how to communicate [back] in the same way. You feel alone when you are displaced, and it is comforting to know that there are people who are experiencing the same thing as you.”

Indeed, there is comfort and solidarity to be formed over the sharing of languages, stories, and translations, and in knowing that despite displacement, we are all connected at some level by the mutual flow of movement.