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Album Reviews: Camera Obscura, Baths, and a throwback to The Velvet Underground

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By Max Hill

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Camera Obscura — Desire Lines

On their fifth release as a group, Camera Obscura have their shy, nostalgic twee pop aesthetic down to a science: each one of their records have seen the group capitalizing on their ‘better to have loved and lost’ balladry and tender guitar work, all brought home by Tracyanne Campbell’s clear-cut, subtly Scottish vocals.

Where some bands seek to chart new territory with each release, Camera Obscura are content to hone their craft. Borrowing from twee titans Belle & Sebastian and Heavenly and spinning lyrical webs of literary lovers and youthful rebellion, the Glaswegian group seem to improve with each release.

Desire Lines continues this trend, improving on 2009’s My Maudlin Career with catchier hooks, sweeter swan songs and stronger wordplay than ever before.

Album highlights “Cri Du Coeur” and “Desire Lines” are among the band’s strongest tear-jerkers: both hinge on Campbell’s impassioned delivery and charming but not contrived lyrics. On the other end of the spectrum, the summery guitar licks of “Everyday Weekday” and horn-bolstered chorus of “Do It Again” could challenge the band’s most muscular pop hooks.

To be fair, Desire Lines does have a learning curve: early tracks “This Is Love (Feels Alright)” and “Troublemaker” are among the most lethargic on the album, and on initial listen had me worried that the album might break the band’s decade-long winning streak. Fear not, prospective listeners: after a slow start, the album finds its legs with the lovely synth-led “William’s Heart.” It’s all uphill from there.

Though the group’s best songs appear elsewhere, their elegant approach to songwriting has never been more consistent or focused. Camera Obscura are firing on all cylinders, and Desire Lines sounds like nothing less than the work of a band at the top of their game.

 

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Baths — Obsidian

Obsidian is the second album by Will Wiesenfeld as Baths, but for those who’ve come to know the artist from his 2010 debut Cerulean, it’s barely recognizable. The album’s opaque cover artwork seems to both betray and espouse the music within: Obsidian is at once a much more accessible and much darker record than its predecessor.

Where Cerulean was a glitchy, experimental album with a happy-go-lucky tone, Obsidian is a collection of pop songs about death, meaningless sex and apathy.

Recuperating from a battle with E. coli which stifled his songwriting abilities, Wiesenfeld channeled all his frustration into his lyrics, which are disturbing to say the least. The album opens with a vocoder drone over a whispered stanza: “Birth was like a fat black tongue / Dripping tar and dung and dye / Slowly into my shivering eyes.”

Later, on album highlight “No Eyes,” Wiesenfeld waxes poetic over emotionless and non-quite-consensual sex. Not exactly congruent with the accessible, The Postal Service style electro-pop the album borrows so heavily from.

But somehow, Wiesenfeld’s disarming honesty and unsettling imagery complement the album’s uncommonly beautiful electronics perfectly. “Incompatible”’s failing relationship fable is framed behind a gorgeous aural landscape, and Wiesenfeld’s tender vocals are all the more affecting when he sings: “You don’t do anything with your life / Fascinating, terrible, your stupid idling mind / I could prod your hurt all night.”

As horrible as it sounds, E. coli might have been the best thing that could have happened to Wiesenfeld’s musical career. His brush with death has driven him towards thematic ground that few performers today are willing to explore.

His music has also undergone a parallel, but antithetical evolution: an unruly combination between sonic beauty and lexical gloominess makes Obsidian one of the most fascinating and courageous albums released so far this year.

 

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The Velvet Underground — The Velvet Underground & Nico

Lou Reed was a former electroshock patient and occasional drug dealer who played guitar the way Ornette Coleman played saxophone. John Cale was a classically trained violist with an ear for the avant-garde. Sterling Morrison was a guitarist and reluctant bassist with a rock-and-roll spirit. Maureen Tucker was a keypunch operator who played along to the drums on her Bo Diddley records after work.

When Andy Warhol first heard these four play together as The Velvet Underground at the Cafe Bizarre in New York, he knew he had found the house band he was looking for.

He adopted them, had them play at his now-legendary studio The Factory, and his celebrity status gave them the creative freedom they needed to create one of the most audacious, unconventional albums of all time.

The Velvet Underground & Nico is an album about drug use, BDSM, prostitution and race, played by a band with no FM radio aspirations. The music is loud and unconventional, bathed in reverb and tape hiss, and it sounds like a live recording. Though Warhol is credited as producer, the real praise belongs to John Cale and engineer Norman Dolph, whose mixes range from the tense and claustrophobic to the lush and elaborate.

Warhol’s biggest contribution to the album was persuading The Velvets to allow German-born fashion model-turned-singer, Nico, to join the group. Her rich, enunciated vocals give gravitas to songs like “All Tomorrow’s Parties” and “Femme Fatale,” inspired by Reed’s experiences with Warhol’s flamboyantly Bohemian social circle.

The album’s standout track however, is its seven-minute centerpiece “Heroin,” which is still one of the most compelling and moving songs ever written about drug use. Tucker’s drumbeat and Reed and Morrison’s twin guitars wax and wane to mirror the experience of a heroin high. Other songs like the viola-led “Venus in Furs” and barrelhouse-piano “I’m Waiting For the Man” are among the best the band ever wrote.

Although it took decades for The Velvet Underground & Nico to earn its deserved “essential” status, the album’s daring subject matter and experimental soundscapes still have the power to thrill new listeners. Few albums have had this much influence on music, and for good reason.

Peak Week June 10 – 15

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By Daryn Wright

Eats

Tavola restaurant, a cozy little Italian joint, has its home in the West End on Robson St, and it’s got to have one of the most welcoming patios in town. The restaurant receives a 4.5 out of 5 star rating on Yelp, and part of this can be attributed to their reasonably priced yet high quality dishes. Tucked on the quieter end of Robson underneath a few overhanging trees, the restaurant is often bustling with guests enjoying a bottle of wine. The dishes are simple, sticking to the basics, and this is precisely why they succeed. Try a classic, like the gnocchi with brown sage butter, and pine nuts.

Beats

Color Magazine presents Hotel Takeover, a ramp party at The Burrard Hotel on June 15. What is a ramp party you ask? Well let me tell you! The Jamcouver 2013 skate teams will be announced, and there will be an actual skateboard ramp with “special features” to boot. The evening will consist of live music, artist rooms, food, drinks, and visuals. Expect performances by Humans, as well as DJ Genie, My!Gay!Husband!, Cherchez la Femme, Dale Evans, and Mandy-Lyn. If you get there before 9 p.m., you’ll catch the garage party and record release. Tickets are $35 for the entire evening.

Theats

The Cinematheque is holding its 5th annual Open House on June 15, at 12 p.m. There will be tours and activities, followed by free, all-ages screenings at 2 p.m. They’ll be showing Charlie Chaplin’s Easy Street with a live piano accompaniment by Sara Davis Buechner, as well as a showing of Harold Lloyd’s Safety Last! Guests will have the opportunity to attend guided tours through the projection booth, the Film Reference Library, and the West Coast Film Archives. The afternoon will also hold a film poster auction, a silent-film activity, and a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest. Plus, everyone gets a complimentary bag of popcorn!

Elites

Centre A introduces its new gallery space in Chinatown with the current exhibition by Khan Lee, titled hearts and arrows. According to the Korean-born, Vancouver-based artist, the title of the exhibit refers to the labour involved in an artist’s creation, and the intricate faceting of cut diamonds. Lee’s video work depicts the entire process of a man making an ice carving, recording the convergence of time and space, as he follows the artist’s daily routines and frustrations. The exhibit will be running until July 27.

Treats

The West End Farmers Market, the Trout Lake Farmers Market, and the Kitsilano Farmers Market have all been open for a couple of weeks now, and this Saturday, June 15, the Kerrisdale Village Farmers Market will also open its stands. There are tons of different types of vendors, including farm vendors, ranging from Fort Langley Garlic to Jane’s Honey Bees. There are also prepared food vendors, including Dundarave Olive Company and Earnest Ice Cream. You will also find some craft vendors, as well as miscellaneous service vendors offering services ranging from bike repairs to massage therapy. Check out the closest market to you, or venture into the city for some market hopping.

Yeti Yogurt is an elusive treat on a hot day

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There’s a new reason to stay on the mountain this summer, and it involves froyo

By Rachel Braeuer
Photos by Vaikunthe Banerjee

If the only reason you can stand to be in Metrotown is for the soft serve frozen yogurt, be prepared to spend more time on the hill this summer. Yeti Yogurt just opened its premier Canadian location at Cornerstone, and it blows its competitors out of the water.

The Washington-based and family-owned yogurt chain, opened its doors on campus in mid-May and is set to open a second location in North Vancouver shortly. The choice to open on Burnaby Mountain first came down to luck, according to Shafiq Jiwani, the location’s manager and an SFU alum. He hadn’t liked what his realtor had shown him but had heard there was some development happening on the mountain, saw the space, and the rest is history.

Becoming part of the community is a focus for Yeti Yogurt and Jiwani, whose staff of 14 consists entirely of SFU students. Jiwani wants Yeti to be a place where people can come, relax, and just hang out.

Yeti Yogurt boasts a range of flavours that rotate seasonally. That’s where the comparison ends. The dairy products used are all local to Vancouver, something important to Jiwani. Rather than pay a 250 per cent tariff on American sourced dairy products like other purveyors of frozen treats, Yeti yogurt found a local company whose product matched their standards and is growth hormone-free.

Yeti has at least 16 flavours available at all times, which include low-fat, non-fat, lactose free, and vegan (soft serve sorbet, which I didn’t even know was a thing) options, with any potential allergens conveniently listed beside the flavour’s pull-handle. While an emphasis is placed on incorporating local raw materials, real and fresh ingredients are equally paramount. Flavours are made from actual fruit extract, and options like red velvet cake have actual elements of their namesake in them, besides the colour red.

Did I mention it was self-serve? Don’t get too excited, though: you have to pay by weight. They also have mochi in different flavours and those weird “berry” pearl things everyone seems to like so much, as well as all of the toppings you’d expect and then some. Cinnamon toast crunch? Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups? Sweetened condensed milk? Yes, please.

When I went, I loaded up with as many flavours as I could, which were still good even after they all melted together into brown soup. I thought my favourite was going to be the Greek plain and strawberry because it was the smoothest in texture (probably because of the fat content, but whatever), but the Washington Green Apple flavour was the dark horse that won this race.

It’s vegan (it’s actually sorbet, not frozen yogurt), and it’s amazing: just the right balance of tangy and sweet without any of the crystallization you might expect from a fruit flavour. It was so creamy I thought for sure it was yogurt until I checked the website to make sure I had gotten the name correct.

The banana flavour — which too often tastes like the Penicillin we had crammed down our throats after getting another public swimming pool-induced ear infection as children — is a subtle and grown-up flavour which pairs ridiculously well with the Himalayan Chocolate flavour you have the option of twisting it with.

If you’re on campus and you’re starving and want something cool, I can’t recommend this place enough. While I was there, a machine tech confided in me that of all the companies whose equipment he repaired, Yeti’s Yogurt was by far the best. I have to agree — you can’t really go wrong with cold sweet things, but even I was surprised by how right this was.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

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Hive: the New Bees 3 brings Vancouver some in-your-face theatre

By Natasha Wahid
Photos by Jonathan Kim

As a newcomer to Vancouver, it’s been wonderful to see how much this city loves the arts. For instance, the prevalence of the film and television industry is one of this city’s coolest aspects. But as a lover of live performance, I’ve found myself asking on more than one occasion, where’s all the good (affordable) theatre at?

Catherine Ballachey, SFU alum and member of Resounding Scream Theatre happens to have an answer of the best variety: live theatre event Hive: the New Bees 3. Ballachey, along with her partner in crime Stephanie Henderson, has been hard at work over the past few months producing this innovative show. I sat down with Ballachey to chat about all the delightful details.

“You know what’s so funny? I’ve met a few people saying the same thing: ‘I went looking for theatre and couldn’t really find it,’ but we’re here looking for you guys,” says Ballachey.

At its most basic level, Hive: the New Bees 3 is a theatre exhibition featuring original performances by several up-and-coming Vancouver companies. “We recruit everyone in February, then it’s up to them to create as they will. We’ve been having monthly visits to the venue so the companies can come and see their space, and then it’s up to them to create.”

Hive: the New Bees 3 is the sixth production of its kind. The Progress Lab, a group of professional Vancouver theatre companies, produced the first three Hive events. “They were the original 12 companies that did this and then we kind of adopted it from them and did the emerging artist version.” That’s where the “New Bees” part of the title comes into play. “The last of the original Hive installations, they hired a lot of emerging artists to work with them in the hopes of passing it on.”

What distinguishes Hive from other theatre productions — and makes it a truly unique experience for audience members and actors alike —  is the sheer chaos (in the best sense) of the production. Eleven theatre companies will perform original works simultaneously in one building, the Chapel Arts on Dunlevy (a former funeral home).

Ballachey describes the experience: “The audience comes in, they get a map with all the different companies and where they are in the space, and where the bar is, of course — very important. It turns into a party, right? The chaos is what livens it up. It’s the audience’s job to go and find the performances.”

She describes performance styles as coming in three(ish) forms: the short, repeating 10-minute piece; the installation piece that continues throughout the night; and the roving piece that goes in search of its audience. She warns that things can get a little competitive insofar as seeing the piece you want to see, but adds that there are multiple nights of performance as well as incentive deals for repeat patrons.

“More often than not, the competition enlivens the audience because you kind of have to fight for what you want to see. It doesn’t often happen that audience members come for just one piece, they usually come open to everyone.”

“People who come to Hive seek out something unconventional, something a bit different.” Unconventional seems like it might be an understatement, as halfway through our chat, Ballachey divulged a bit of a spoiler alert regarding this year’s Hive: live tattooing! “I won’t say who it is, but you will see an actor get tattooed in front of you.”

“We told each company that their piece would be their introduction to the community, so it should represent the work that they want to do, their identity. I think it reinforces the production as a whole. If each piece is so different from the next, it shows the diversity we have in the growing arts scene so we really encourage them to take risks.”

She’s not kidding about the diversity factor: musical work, movement and dance, improv, cultural themes and audience participation are all likely discoveries at Hive.

Hive is really just a big, in-your-face party for all art-lovers. “As bleak as this is,” says Ballachey, “it’s really hard for us to make a living these days and it often gets very, very competitive in the arts industry. And this kind of puts all of that aside and helps us celebrate each other’s art without worrying about who’s going to get funded.”

Ballachey also has high hopes for attracting people outside the arts community. “We had this beautiful moment last year where these two guys were just walking around in the neighborhood and they saw this commotion. They were compelled to go and see what the commotion was about and realized it was a bunch of young people doing theatre, bought tickets, stayed all night and had a blast. I wish that could happen more, people taking a risk with this sort of thing, you know?”

Hive: the New Bees 3 runs from June 11 to 14 at Chapel Arts. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. and tickets are $15 on opening night, $20 on Wednesday and Friday, and by donation on Thursday. For those readers looking to save a little, there is a $10 preview performance on Monday, June 10. For more details, visit hivenewbees.wordpress.com.

Coming out is exhausting

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The decision to come out means an entire life of doing so

One of my favourite stories I like to share is my coming out story as a lesbian. It’s amusing to most people, but most of all it’s kind of hilarious while still being personal. It’s a way of expressing myself freely to the person I am interacting with without holding back by introducing who I really am on a personal level.

What is problematic is that even in our present culture, where marriage equality is slowly being achieved, there is still that fear of self-expression and the struggle of acceptance within the individual due to society’s perceptions of what is normal.

Coming out is already a hard process and it is a different experience for everyone who has come out and for those in the process of coming out. Though one might think this seems to be a one-time instance, the fact is that once you identify yourself to be out of the heteronormative binary, you are automatically signed up to  live a life where you will have to come out more than once.

Since we can’t all just wear a sign with our preferred identity labels, it becomes more of an exhaustive task for the need to come out and explain yourself in various occasions. First in the list: Family and friends. They are usually the first people to receive the news flash that you are gay.

I’m sorry to break it to you, dear friend, but the coming out process does not end with just these two groups. Even in simple daily life encounters like spending time in the workplace, going shopping for clothes or the quick trip to the doctor can become an uneasy or scary situation to disclose your orientation.

I once went to see a new doctor for my annual check-up and had to disclose that I am in a same-sex relationship. There was a moment where I almost felt not proud of who I am, which one should never feel! There is always a fear in the back of my mind that if this person does not like me, I may be harmed or get turned away from necessary health services.

Another time is when I went shopping for bow ties and dress shirts in the men’s section of H&M. I suddenly had to explain to the salesperson that I was buying dress shirts “for my brother” as I tried them on.

But the trickiest situation is the workplace. Sometimes it is hard to know if your work environment is safe enough to disclose that information, because your job could be on the line, as well as your personal safety. There is the possibility of getting bullied in the workplace if colleagues and employers find out about your sexual orientation.

In my experience, I tend to separate my career life and my personal life due to these unknown consequences and the fact that I don’t really have to. Being out for three years now, there is still uneasiness when I am out in the public with my partner, even in a queer-friendly city like Vancouver. There is the fear of being judged and harmed, which makes coming out more of a scary experience than feeling true to yourself.

I long for an ideal society where the process of coming out can be embraced as a simple discussion topic just like telling somebody of what your cultural heritage is or where you originally grew up.

SFU’s geek clubs embrace people for who they are

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Before hiding your geekiness forever, consider the Altered Reality Club

By Leah Bjornson
Photos by Flikr

I can’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve stumbled home on a Friday night, only to find my brother and his friends in their nigh on eighth or ninth hour of Dungeon Mastering. I can, however, say that not only have I had to tag in for an exhausted adventurer and assume the role of Orgrim Flamecrash or Dank the Well-Hung, I’ve actually enjoyed it.

Now, I don’t consider myself a geek. I wrestled all through high school, was captain of the soccer team, and played sports five days a week. However, this doesn’t mean I don’t like video games, Game of Thrones or even the occasional MMORPG. Heck, I even played World of Warcraft for a good while. There are many people who also enjoy these activities, many of whom don’t identify as geeks.

The truth is geek clubs aren’t just for geeks anymore. You don’t need to be lurking around
campus shouting, “Leeroooy Jenkiiins!” (I might be kind of a geek) while wearing your gold Triforce medallion to feel like you fit in. Nor should you feel ashamed if that is exactly what you’d like to be doing at this moment. What you should realize is that even though you might be hesitant about admitting you occasionally want to storm castles and defeat dragons, chances are there are many people who like the exact same things.

To find out just how common these interests are, try checking out the Altered Reality Club (ARC). Like many clubs at SFU, the ARC provides opportunities for students (and even some TAs) to meet new friends with similar interests. Such interests can range from tabletop gaming, to weekly screenings of Firefly, to playing werewolf at ARC’s various icebreakers and sleepovers. Even if there’s just one thing that you enjoy sharing with others, be it Simulators or Bleach or just a creative mind, that’s reason enough to be a part of the club.

In fact, the ARC could be bringing “geeks” and “non-geeks” together by making geeks emerge from their dark, brooding basements to socialize in the light of day, while giving non-geeks a less stigmatized venue in which to interact. I know when I was WoW’ing around, me and my Gnome Warlock, Rutabaga, (you heard me), were stuck on my family’s computer to interact with pixelated warriors; if I had been able to hang out with other normal kids who liked the same game, I think I would have felt a bit better about playing it.

That’s one thing I like about these social “geek” clubs: games like Dungeons&Dragons, unlike some video games, force you to flex your creative muscles and play with other people in person. It doesn’t hurt that, unlike when you get stuck in a video game at an impass or an impossible puzzle, you have the choice here to SMASH THAT PUZZLE AND BURN IT AND “SAY FUCK NO I AIN’T DOING THAT ,COME UP WITH A BETTER PLAN, DUNGEON MASTAH!”

By fading the line between geeks and non-geeks, clubs like the ARC are helping not just nerds, but everyone, to feel more comfortable in their own skin. Maybe it just takes a couple late-night D&D sessions to realise that these “geeky” games are things we could all potentially enjoy.

Convocating doesn’t seem worth its hefty price tag

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With all the hidden fees, you’d think we could at least get financial sponsorship from Capital One

By Rachel Braeuer
Photos by Ben Buckley

A post-secondary education may be the ticket to higher earning potential, but not before your institution bleeds you dry.

After you’ve finished your last assignment, you think it’ll be all downhill — you feel as free as you did the first time you coasted down a hill on your bike after getting your training wheels off. Then you apply for convocation and realize that unless you’ve got over $100 just kickin’ it in the bank, you won’t be crossing any stage.

With the amount of student fees lumped together and tossed at us every September, you’d think the cost of convocation would be lumped into those. While it’s true not everyone will want to cross the stage and rent regalia, lack of use doesn’t stop SFU from charging a number of other fees.

Distance students still have to pay gym membership fees and U-Pass fees. Health insurance is compulsory, too, unless you opt out, and even then you pay upfront and get a refund. What makes convocation any different?

I haven’t looked into whether there is a rationale behind these fees, and frankly I don’t care to. Do they argue added administration fees? Added work for the registrar’s office? I could understand if this wasn’t a regular occurrence, but these ceremonies happen every year, twice a year, without fail.

Making students foot the bill because SFU employees have to do extra work twice a year that I’m assuming is outlined in their job descriptions is asinine. That’s like a clothing store charging a service fee one week a year while they do inventory because their employees have to put in extra hours. If it’s a regular element of doing business, it should be factored in from the beginning, not added to your bill as you walk out the door.

Why didn’t I plan for the cost of graduation, you ask? Shouldn’t I accept responsibility for my degree? Yes, I should. But SFU should also clearly provide me with this information. If you check the “apply to graduate” website, it tells you to check out the “deadlines and fees” website to find out more about applying to graduate.

The deadlines are clearly outlined, but the fees aren’t. These aren’t disclosed until you’re logged into SIS clutching your credit card and fighting back tears thinking about the balance you’re carrying. Only then do you discover the $30 they normally charge becomes $80 if you miss the deadline, for a total of $84.73 after tax.

“At least it’s over,” you think, scouring your webmail for invitations to paid linguistic and psychology studies, contemplating checking Craigslist to see how much people will pay to kiss your feet while factoring in the cost of a pedicure. But then you receive an e-mail informing you the regalia rental cost is $30 ($157 if you want to buy the robes — “virgin for life” bumper stickers are extra, though).

What is this crap? Are graduands also secretly signed up for convocation fight club, where the first rule is you don’t talk about the fees associated with convocation fight club?

Assuming your degree takes you four years to complete, and you attend all three semesters a year, you pay student fees 12 times while going to university. If the cost of convocation is $60, SFU could charge you $5 a semester and not put you deeper in the hole at the end of your debt-gree.

Don’t want to convocate? We should put those funds in a pool for people who need the financial assistance, so everyone who wants to convocate can, just like any other “maybe you’ll use it, maybe you won’t, but pay for it anyway” fee we incur.

Drone technology does more harm than good

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Creating distrust and hostility in civilian populations

By Harleen Khangura
Photos by Wikimedia Commons

President Obama’s National Defence speech on May 23 has sparked a greater interest and debate on US facilitated drone attacks aimed towards eliminating high-ranking terrorists in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Yemen.

According to the New America Foundation, American drones have killed 55 known Al-Qaeda leaders or affiliates in Pakistan since the advent of their use in 2004. In other words, this technology has apparently successfully hindered many terror plots that could have catastrophic for the United States — possibly even Canada — with relative ease and low cost in comparison to conventional military options.

However, the use of drones has a major drawback: they result in civilian casualties often crudely referred to as “collateral damage.” In Pakistan, the civilian and unknown casualty rate was about 11 per cent in 2012, while the civilian casualty rate over the course of drone usage in Yemen has been between 3.2 to 8.9 per cent.

Arguably, the rates are lower in comparison to the countless civilian fatalities that may have resulted had Al-Qaeda or Taliban leaders been left to their designs. But the loss of innocent lives in countries targeted by drones has serious repercussions, specifically the radicalization of civilians, which cannot be overlooked.

Since the beginning of their use, drone attacks have alienated civilians in Pakistan against the American government. About 60 per cent of those polled in Pakistan’s tribal regions — the main target area for drones — have expressed support for suicide attacks against the US military. More people, especially relatives of victims, are joining militant groups; when terrorists are targeted by drones and civilian life is lost, it inspires individuals to join terrorism.

This is true about home-grown terror as well. We’ve seen the terror suspects of recent attacks in Boston and London cite US wars in the Middle East or attacks on Muslim lands as impetuses for their extremist acts.

These individuals maintain the questionable perception that US military operations, including drones, as an indication of American hostility towards their countries or religion. This perception is further exacerbated by the discrepancy in civilian casualty numbers claimed by US government officials and those circulated by news reports or local civilians, fuelling feelings of mistrust and hostility towards the US.

However, civilian hostility in Pakistan or Yemen is not directed solely at the US government. Many, if not most, Pakistani and Yemeni civilians are aggravated at their government for being unwilling or powerless in stopping the strikes from taking place, resulting in greater political, economic, and social instability — a fecund environment for terrorist groups to seize control over regions, further their doctrine, and recruit politically and financially aggrieved individuals.

Of course, the US drone program has its benefits, and its use is even necessary to hinder and eliminate difficult-to-capture terrorists who pose immediate threats to Western and foreign lives. However, in order to tackle the root cause of radicalization for many individuals, the American government needs to focus on countering the drones’ detrimental impact on the lives of civilians affected by the strikes.

This involves placing greater restrictions on the use of drones, and co-ordinating with the foreign governments in providing aid to families of victims, establishing schools, employment training programs, and medical facilities in efforts to stabilize areas that have been hit, as well as deter alienated or poverty-stricken individuals from joining militant groups.

Further collaboration with the Pakistani or Yemeni government and military is necessary to alleviate hostility towards the US, improve civilian trust in the capabilities of their local government, and relieve the political and economic instability that results from drone attacks.
Otherwise, the drone program runs the risk of creating more hostility and distrust in those whom it involves.

Vancouver art community threatened by Westside Church

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Religious values working against what The Centre was founded on

By Gloria Mellesmoen
Photos by Ben Buckley

Religion, much like preference in sexual fetishes, is a matter of choice that should be respected as long it is not forced on anyone or inflicting non-consensual pain. There are situations where these stipulations are less concrete, an example being the recent acquisition of The Centre for the Performing Arts by the Westside Church. Though this purchase will likely be a good choice for the congregation, it poses a serious threat to the artistic and cultural community of Vancouver.

The Vancouver Sun reports that the Vancouver International Film Festival (VIFF), an event with a vast number of volunteers and supporters that was to take place at The Centre, has had their booking cancelled abruptly as of last week. This leaves mere months for the festival to find another venue capable of meeting their size and accessibility requirements.

The Goh Ballet is also left without promise of a location for their annual performance of The Nutcracker. While the two groups represent different mediums, they both represent artists with a passion and an ability to breathe life into their shows. While Vancouver receives lackluster reviews when it comes to entertainment, VIFF and the Goh Ballet prove Vancouver does have an artistic side worth protecting.

Since its creation in 1995, The Centre has been the stage for a variety of performers from diverse walks of life. It has provided a place for the community to congregate and appreciate the dramatic, comedic, and musical feats that are the product of years of dedicated work. Though it is commonly associated with public performances, The Centre plays an important role to others in the community who utilize the venue, like the various secondary schools who rent it for graduation ceremonies.

The Centre is a venue that accepts those entering for who they are, and does not discriminate upon anyone deciding to attend an event. While the Westside Church undoubtedly works to create community, its scope is not as inclusive. The church has publicly expressed objections regarding several topics, such as homosexuality, abortion, and women as elders in the church, which can make members of the community feel unwelcomed.

Sermon notes entitled “Two for One” are posted on the Westside Church’s website and denounce the act of divorce as shameful and wrong. As the child of a divorced couple, I have firsthand knowledge of the discomfort that exists when navigating the religious world while not quite fitting the values laid out by a congregation. I remember seeing a Christmas play with my mother at a local church that capitalized on the importance of parents staying together because it’s the right thing to do. We stopped attending that church soon after.

Most religious groups do have definitions of morality and righteousness built into their sermons and placed as strong recommendations, if not requirements, for their congregation. This alone is not an issue, as everyone has a right to believe what they will. The problem arises when these beliefs create a division on the community.

The Westside Church buying The Centre for Performing Arts takes a venue rich with diversity and turns it into one with rigid values that exclude or cause discomfort for many in the community. Vancouver is home to a population boasting an acceptance of differences. The Centre is an element of this, a place recognizing performing arts as an important part of the city’s culture belonging to everyone. Though the Westside Church creates inclusive space for those identifying with the congregation, it fails to resonate with the greater community and is therefore inflicting a problem Vancouver has not consented to.

Planters introduces ‘Segregated Nuts’

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Popular nut company’s new product to eliminate unnecessary mixing of inferior snacks

By Gary Lim

ANDALUSIA, AL — The world of mass produced salted legumes may never be the same again following an announcement from famed snack food conglomerate Planters Peanuts. After several decades, the long awaited follow-up to the company’s flagship product “Mixed Nuts” was finally been debuted last Friday, the new line of “Segregated Nuts.”

Industry sources say the new product will contain all the same ingredients found in the classic mixed nuts in the exact proportions. The only difference is now each individual species of nut will be partitioned into its own separate compartment to prevent any unwanted mixing or commingling.

Company vice president and CEO Thaddeus Suffield, dressed in an immaculate white Sunday suit and sipping a mint julep, greeted reporters last Tuesday on a specially built porch outside Planters World Headquarters in Andalusia, Alabama.

“We at planters believe that while the general consensus nowadays is that nuts should be allowed to mix as they please,” Suffield explained, “there are still some people who would prefer it the pecans kept to the pecans and the almonds to the almonds.”

“Some of us long for the good old days when it was a man’s God-given right to determine how familiar he wanted his Brazil nuts to get with his pine nuts without the union gov’ment cramming down our throats.”

Pausing to pour himself another drink, Suffield continued, “I don’t want to bore you nice folk with all high-falutin’ science speak , but our food scientists have assured me you won’t find so much as an acorn’s fart mixed in with the pistachios.”

“These fine folks know what they’re doing. We’re not paying these people peanuts, keep sure of that,” added Suffield, guffawing loudly while holding an empty glass.

“Damn greasy pistachios. Why I remember a day when you could enjoy the pristine purity of grabbing a handful of peanuts without biting into some bland walnut. Hic! Now you listen here boy, if the Macedamias ever get the vote, it’ll be absolute anarch – ”

“The press conference then had to be cut short due to a ‘peanut emergency’ which only Mr. Suffield himself could take care of” explained one of the Planters representatives who came onstage to take the microphone away from him.

Meanwhile, market analysts are already predicting steady gains for Planters throughout the next quarter with segregated nuts already testing well with those people who like to pick all the M&Ms out of the trail mix the fuckers.