Game of Thrones leaks hint at unexpected endings

Written by: Nathaniel Tok Entering its final season, Game of Thrones is entering its final season. Fans all over the world are anxious to find...

Shitty business pitch: Coal delivery service

Written by: Amal Abdullah Is there someone who annoys the shit out of you? Do you have a neighbour who just can’t stop playing ridiculously...

Student Cookbook

Written by: Kitty Cheung It is often difficult for the busy student to maintain a healthy, balanced diet. We at The Peak have nobly compiled...

Transit passengers in awe as local man heroically thanks bus driver

Written by: Aaron Richardson VANCOUVER, BC – Eyewitness testimony reports that a miraculous and heroic deed occurred earlier today on the 95 B-Line. As Nick...

The top five courses SFU really should offer

Written by: Jennifer Low It’s that hectic time of year again, when you struggle through the seemingly endless lists of courses at SFU trying to...

McFogg the Dog leaves position of mascot, but not our hearts

Written by: Winona Young BREAKING NEWS: Earlier this week, SFU released a statement explaining how McFogg the Dog will no longer be SFU’s official mascot....

Comedic Poetry: IKEA at midnight

Written by: Larissa Melville Forty minutes: The fuck is going on? All parts strewn, laid out like jigsaw pieces and captured in the tired eye of the...

Amazon product reviews for SFU degrees

Written by: Alex Bloom, Aaron Richardson, Iain Edgar, Maxwell Gawlick, Tiffany Chang Bachelor of business administration ✩✩✩✩ This degree was very expensive, but it works pretty well. I...

Comedic poetry: Getting drunk for the first time

Written by: Kitty Cheung You walk excitedly into the basement party, nestled in the suburbs, surrounded by university friends, more like acquaintances? whatevs, WE FINNA GET FUCKED...

Rejection letter from the company you’re too unqualified for

Written by: Eva Zhu Dear Mr. Just Graduated, Thank you for your application for the position of Director of Human Resources. Unfortunately, we here at Way...