Wobbly step to lower bus loop victimizes 12 first years and counting

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate Yet another student is in critical condition after trying to take the stairs to the lower bus loop at...

Man celebrated as an ally for saying gay guys can blow during beer pong, too

Written by Dominic Wildebee VANCOUVER, B.C. — Last Thursday evening, a local straight man intervened in a beer pong dispute, telling all four participants that...

First-years deprived of icebreakers after climate change melts all remaining ice

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor This Tuesday, countless TAs discovered to their horror that it might not be possible to hold icebreaker activities for...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: September 2–8

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week you’ll be tested emotionally. You’ll meet your professors and know instantly that they...

What (not) to do when your friends are all getting engaged

Written by: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Illustrated by: Alice Zhang  So your friends are all getting engaged without you? So you were minding your own damn business...

Student Masterchef: Surprise Mystery Box Challenge

Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Alice Zhang  As students, we all know how tedious buying groceries and meal planning (actual meal planning, not buying...

Canada’s Engaged in Construction University

Text by: Nicole Magas, Opinions Editor Welcome to sFU, Canada’s Engaged in Construction University! Study with us on our beautiful Burnaby Mountain campus where the...

Henry Petter and the Horcruxes of SFU

Written by: Mishaa Khan, Peak Associate Illustration by:Jarielle Lim Once upon a time, in a caring, construction-free land called SFU, there studied a miserable tenth-year student...

SFU Fan Fiction – The Demon and the Concrete Man

Written by: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   University > Simon Fraser University The Demon and the Concrete Man By: xxXRavenclaw_BeedieWannabeXxx Chapter: 1/? Updated: October 10th, 2016 Id: 694201111   ************************************Chapter1***************************** My name is...

Arthur made me gay: don’t let it happen to you

Written by: Gabrielle McLaren, Lesbian-in-chief 3 Dear friends and family, My fingers shake as I type this blog post, I have never felt more fear...