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Monday Music: Songs that remind me of my ex-boyfriend Joe that I listen to while pleasuring myself and weeping

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By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor So Joe and I have been broken up now for a week — a week, 11 hours, three minutes, and...
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The Peak staff reveal their best worst childhood costumes

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By: Juztin Bello, Emma Jean, Dhivya Manohar, and Paige Riding By Juztin I wasn’t big on creative costumes when I was a kid — evident by the...
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An SFU Halloween choose your own adventure

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor INTRO: It’s Halloween! And you, being the procrastinating piece of shit you are, left a major project due tonight until this...
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Top Ten 2020 Halloween Costumes

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By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor The debate fly As the breakout star of the VP Debate, this meme-turned-costume is kind of filthy, relevant to current...
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Your Halloween Horrorscopes

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By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student Aries: You just had to ask, “how could 2020 get any worse?” Now, we’re looking at a year-end zombie apocalypse...
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What happens if the “Local Women in Your Area!” actually find you?

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By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate Would you spend a devastating seven more bucks a month on a new streaming service for a show unavailable on...
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Rich man suddenly learns about climate change when silk-encased pillow is too hot

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By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I woke up this morning beside my $800 Dyson Pure Cool Air Purifier and above my heated floors to utter,...
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Fiancés upset they can’t hold big wedding that would have ended in divorce six months later

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor SURREY, BC — After moving out from the rock they were living under, a couple is devastated to learn that...
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My first sexual awakening

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By: Going Through Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes, One Hexed Girl, and Parawhore David Bowie (by Going Through Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes) While most know David Bowie as the lightning bolt face guy...
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U.S. presidential debate formats that would have gone better than what happened on September 29

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By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student I know what you’re thinking: what the flag-thumping-fuck was that Trump-Biden debate? There’s nothing worse than chugging tequila thinking “oh,...
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.

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[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024