Wildlife to move into Beedie student’s forest tattoo sleeve following increase in campus construction

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Dear SFU, I know that with all those new stunning, only entirely gentrified cinder blocks you call your new Residence buildings...

Top ten people natural selection is coming for

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Social media influencers It should come as no surprise that social media influencers are on this list, given the fact...

SFUnexplained: SFU works with other institutions to keep its student body here — and not in the ways you may think

By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about why those at the top of SFU make hundreds of thousands of dollars to ignore...

In-person dating horror stories

By: Serena Bains, Shangrila Plaza, and Paige Riding Horror movie binge (by Serena) When you live in Surrey, in-person dating means that going anywhere else is...

Student grateful to finally be able to use hoarded Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers from sixth grade

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer With half the world being on fire and countless (often preventable) deaths being reported daily, it feels like everything is...

Rejected ideas for the Student Union Building (SUB)

By: Juztin Bello, Carter Hemion, Emma Jean, Paige Riding, Nathan Tok, and Sara Wong Escape room (By Juztin) As any SFU student knows, being on campus is...

Apocamoth Now

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor September 1 (Day 1): Dear Diary, New year, new me, baby.  I don’t know what it is, but something feels funny about coming...

SFUnexplained: Former SFU president Andrew Petter replaced by suspicious look-alike during final term

By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Wake up, sheeple! Our beloved previous university president, Andrew Petter, has been replaced by a doppelgänger.  For starters, Petter has not...

Single student not even that mad that they’re alone, grateful for emotional support laundry on their bed

By: Zedd Strangelove, SFU Student The room is silent with the exception of a lone ceiling fan pushing lukewarm air down on the bed. There...

Top Ten personality traits society has outgrown the need for

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Pineapple on pizza debaters Some might say the worst thing is putting pineapple on pizza, but what’s worse than that...