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“I can’t wait for this year to end!” says student who thinks the pandemic will randomly stop because of an arbitrary date

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By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate In a few brief weeks, it will be 2021, and we all know what that means. The minute the clock...
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Holiday season jeopardized by the dreaded Disney Adults buying all the Disney merchandise

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By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate The toy stores open during this pandemic — endangering workers just so some kid can play with Lego for five...
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How is this Animal Crossing island coping after its mayor got over the game months ago?

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By: Kelly Chia, Peak Associate Fog sets in on anotha night. Da animals are running amok since da boss dipped. I look around, dart in...
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This is just The Sims 5: The Simon Fraser University Expansion Pack

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? The only explanation for this absolutely horrible,...
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SFU gets rid of professors to save president’s salary

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By: Madeleine Chan, Opinions Editor BURNABY, BC — SFU plans to cut its spending budget drastically by firing all teaching staff for the upcoming Spring...
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Dear Peakie

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By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate Dear Peakie,  I’m graduating in Spring 2021 and I don’t know how to start looking for a career!  Sincerely, Your Next LinkedIn...
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Student upset that his performative moustache for Movember won’t be seen under his mask

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By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer It’s that time of the year again. Fellas of all shapes and sizes, of all hair colours and textures, of...
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Top Ten ways to help lockdown go by quicker

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By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Hit up your ex Since dating your ex ended up being a waste of time despite your initial thoughts, inserting...
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Plot-heavy porn soars in popularity as the pandemic leaves population lonely

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By: Sarah Russo, SFU Student VANCOUVER, BC — A wholly baseless study done by two horny dudes on Reddit revealed that their equally horny online...
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Student swears by swimming in dense scholarly articles for quarantine workout

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor When this pandemic started, I really didn’t go out and move around as much as I used to. With half...
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© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024