Manifesto Corner: Men of Boner Hill Unite!

This week’s manifesto was sent to us by Eric P. and features the demands of a coalition of SFU men frustrated by unseemly erections caused...

Local man unaware of what an asshole you think he is

YOUR REGION — A local man who is just going about his day reportedly has no idea how much of a douchebag you think...

SFU Art Gallery has new “bathroom graffiti” exhibit, reports student who took wrong turn

BURNABY — According to Tim Burns — a student who must have taken a wrong turn somewhere on his way to the Art Gallery...

Beedie disappointed by reprehensible behavior at their frosh’s failure to receive national attention

BURNABY — With the recent shocking revelations that university frosh activities include idiotic and mindless mob mentality making headlines across the country, SFU’s business...

5 Gift Ideas for SFU’s 50th Anniversary

SFU kicked off its celebration for the school’s 50th anniversary last week and although it may have been hinting at wanting $250,000,000, as we...

Syrian social media expert credited with getting #Syria trending worldwide

DAMASCUS — Despite the ongoing conflict/war/uprising taking in place in their country, Syria has still managed to keep a firm grip on their social...

Point / Counterpoint: Student Accountability

POINT: This isn’t high school anymore, you’ve got to take some accountability by Dr. Ian McLean, SFU Professor Listen up, this isn’t playtime anymore okay? You’ve got to...

First-year student finally starting to get the hang of hating university

BURNABY — Peter Smith, a young, fresh faced student who has only been at SFU for two weeks is reportedly already settling into wanting...

News article revealed to be a cleverly disguised ad for vitamins, and their amazing powers

YOUR REGION — A local news article is being criticized for reportedly just being an ad for Mulligan’s vitamins, a company that manufactures 100...