SFU R-R-Roll up team looking for new players to roll over opponents

SFU's Roll Up Team aiming to cream opponents next season; two sugars By Timothy H. Bitts Photos by Ljudmila Petrovic It’s that time of the ...

Word on the Street: Anti-vaccination summit.

Q: SFU held a controversial anti-vaccination conference last week. Thoughts? Anti-Vaccine Movement Room temperature IQs  “HEY. VACCINES ARE BAD. HEY, HEY, HEY. COM’ON. LOOK AT ME. LOOK...

Ski Ninjas: Cash Crab

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Berthouse: Birdbath

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The Pope Pipe

With the leader of the Catholic Church still undecided (as of March 12th), the eyes of 1.2 billion Catholics worldwide are sure to be...

An open letter to the person who stole my bookbag

Dear sir or madam,   Before I begin, may I be the first to thank you for stealing my book bag? While your act of thievery...

Pizza Hands: Kama Space-tra

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Quvenzhane Wallis won’t stop asking everyone she knows what a “c***” is.

By Gary Lim and Alison Roach HOUMA, Louisiana — Uncomfortable silence and dry-mouthed stammering permeated the sleepy neighborhood of West Hollow, Houma yesterday night. When...

Dear Doctor Bryce!

Is it okay to drink Palm Bay at times that are not during the day? Sincerely, Palm Bay Shame Dear PBS, You appended to your query a YouTube...

Man's pink shirt single-handedly puts an end to bullying, breast cancer

Man's wardrobe choices end bullying and breast cancer; Livestrong bracelets still don't do shit By Brad McLeod Photos by Mark Burnham VANCOUVER — Despite the best intentions...