New Facebook app Bang With Friends celebrates its first female user

Despite all conventional logic, a hook-up is now theoretically possible By Colin Sharp Photos by Mark Burnham The social media world was stunned last Thursday after upstart...

Winner of ‘Your Face on a Milk Carton’ Contest Reported Missing

Local milk company regrets ‘unforgivable error’ of informing people about missing child By Brad McLeod SURREY— Popular dairy distributor, Dairyville, received some startling news this week...

Magnitude 7.4 Harlem shake devastates Toronto

Toe-tapping tune topples Toronto tectonically By Gary Lim TORONTO — A destructive 7.4 magnitude Harlem Shake has completely demolished the downtown southern Toronto. The 7.4 shake,...

An interview with the Pope

By Gary Lim Pope Benedict XVI shocked the world last week when he announced that he would be stepping down as head of the Catholic...

Terrifying thing happens in Russia as usual

 Meteor storm over Chelyabinsk sends citizens into a state of ennui, frantically go about their day. By Gary Lim (Junior Cosmonaut) CHELYABINSK — The incredible took...

Campus Update – February 4, 2013

By Gary Lim SFU Health Plan drops coverage for radon exposure/strong> SFU administration announced last Thursday a change to the health care plan currently offered to all...

The statutory story: Family Day

By Gary Lim Hello? Heeellooo? Where is everyone? Did they get raptured? Did I miss the rapture? Since when is it a sin to drown...

Scientists discover new way of pronouncing ‘quinoa’

  Language researchers stumble on new way to articulate popular grain   By Gary Lim Photos By Mark Burnham   ZEVEN – German scientists of the Spachinstitut Von Zeven (The...

Doctors unable to find methanol in “poisoned” SFU students; balls neither

  By Gary Lim BALI — An international studies class from SFU made national news early morning today after being involved in a brief scare where...

Stephen Harper spotted eating bucket of Chicken outside Theresa Spence’s home

Stephen Harper stops by the Attawapiskat reservation for lunch free of ulterior motives By Gary Lim OTTAWA — Intrigue and the delicious scent of seven secret...