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Messages to SFU’s Graduating Class of 2013

“This is a great achievement and you should be very proud . . . I never graduated from university and it’s the single biggest regret of my entire life.”

-Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

 

“Way to go!”

-Chinese Proverb

 

“I love you no matter what. I’m sure this is exactly what you wanted to hear after spending the past 4 years working your ass off just to impress me.”

-Your Mother!

 
“Umm . . . I’ve got nothing.”
– Andrew Petter

 

“Congratulations and everything, but it kind of seems like a waste of time to me. Why didn’t you just start a band called the Rolling Stones?”

-Mick Jagger

 

“Live long and proper.”

-Subpar Leonard Nimoy Impersonator

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