SFU Student Updates: June 7–13

By: Nathan T, Peak Associate Key Updates SFU campus to remain a source of reassuring consistency We understand that the upcoming fall semester will be a time...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 7–13

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer ARIES: Don’t let your goals get ahead of you! Invent a new hobby so you can always be the best...

Five emails we’ll probably receive over the course of the semester

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor   Subject line: The Reflecting Pond incident  Joy Johnson wants you to know that she is so very sorry about the koi...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 31–June 6

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student and Certified Star Whisperer  ARIES: Mercury says it won’t come out of retrograde until you stop eating so much processed...

SFUnexplained: The hair-raising truth about SFU’s construction

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Listen up, sheeple! SFU builds stuff for themselves, not for our wellbeing or our general interest. A lot of you may...

Three quick ‘n vastly underwhelming student meals on a budget

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor Breakfast: Breakdown-fast Bowl You’ve seen the unsolicited breakfast bowl posts gracing your Instagram Explore Page. They’re right beside the equally undesired...

Online classes are the superior choice for hot student summer

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer Staring out my window wistfully as the beautiful sunshine streams through the window, I snap out of my daydream as...

Top Ten movies “cinephiles” can namedrop to assert their dominance over casual film viewers

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student The Shawshank Redemption (Dir. Frank Darabont, 1994) If you’ve got a heartbeat, you like The Shawshank Redemption. Name-dropping this...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 24–⁠ 30

By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student ARIES: I slid down Lil Nas X’s pole to hell to gather this advice: wear your sunscreen. All the smoking...

The secret life of an SFU textbook

By: Harvin Bhathal, Peak Associate  I was conceived one dark, rainy night in the dimly lit dorm room of a graduate student who can now...