Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: August 2–8

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor  ARIES: Isn’t it weird that Aries sounds like Ares, the Greek god of war? And that you’re at war with...

The SFU Avocado’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad experiences

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   Dear SFU students, It is I, the famous SFU Avocado. I’d like you to know that, lately, my life has been...

SFU student accidentally wins award for culinary excellence

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate Second-year SFU student Luke Kee was surprised after being voted the winner of an international award for culinary excellence on July...

Person blames astrology for all their problems

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor and Local Astrology Bitch  It started with the new moon in Cancer.  TikTok astrologers, who are obviously very trustworthy because they say...

Horoscopes: July 26–August 1

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor ARIES: You might think ordering one of the many different kinds of fruity Starbucks Refreshers is a good idea, but...

The Simpsons predicted my death

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor So there I was, scrolling through Disney+ for literally anything to watch, when I stumbled upon The Simpsons. I had...

Four infamous tweets that should be made into feature films

By: Emma Best, SFU Student You’ve heard of movies based on books, plays, TV shows, and even other movies — but what about a movie...

Top five things to do on campus when in-person classes are back

By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate  Walk as fast as humanly possible past AQ promoters so they don’t approach you  You did this before COVID-19 hit,...

Top Ten Simon Fraser University name alternatives

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student  Skunk Forest University We need to come up with a new name for the school’s athletics department anyway, so why...