Top five things to do on campus when in-person classes are back

By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate  Walk as fast as humanly possible past AQ promoters so they don’t approach you  You did this before COVID-19 hit,...

Top Ten Simon Fraser University name alternatives

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student  Skunk Forest University We need to come up with a new name for the school’s athletics department anyway, so why...

The roommate that will change your life

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer   Congratulations! You’ve finally secured a basement for rent at a small price of $2,500 a month. Of course, adulting is...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: July 19–23

By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate  ARIES: After a great workout, you’ll (rightfully) choose a homemade smoothie over Tim Hortons. But I sense that your non-existent...

The disastrous consequences of Hot Girl Summer

By: A concerned ecologist Look, I get it. You've had the whole lockdown to work on your "glow up," and now that vaccines are rolling out and...

SFU Student Updates: July 12–18

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer   Key Updates   Welcoming services at all campuses In order to properly address our concerns about institutional issues at SFU, students will now...

A taxonomy of professorship

By: Amrit Randhawa, SFU Student   The Non-Animus: In the realm of professing, our first species, the Non-Animus, gives the least fucks. Ancient philosophers theorized that human...

What you’re actually thinking about when attending a late-night Zoom class

By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate    “What should I have for a snack?”  It’s 9:00 p.m. on a Tuesday night. Dinner seems like it happened a lifetime...

Why so few SFU students graduate in four years

By: Jacob Mattie, Peak Associate  Burnaby, BC — In a recent statement of apology, SFU administration admitted to making some inaccurate assumptions when outlining a...

Your new teen show obsession: Blue’s Clues

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer   The CW recently leaked a script of its newest revival. The victim? Blue’s Clues. We at The Peak are giving...