Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 13–19

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: This week, try stretching your body each morning. Sure, stretching has countless health benefits, but I’m mostly telling you...

CONFESSIONALS: I miss Burnaby campus

Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer I’ll just say it: I miss going to Burnaby campus. Every day, I got chills taking the 145 bus...

Student loses house keys somewhere inside dense course reading

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — On Monday, Texas Boxerbatte, a third-year English student at SFU, found himself locked out of his...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 6–12

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How are you coping without waiting ridiculous amounts of time in the West Mall Tim Hortons line for...

Friends social distance by walking in giant “body walls” occupying whole sidewalk

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — An increasing number of Vancouverites are keeping contact to a minimum by forming “body walls” as...

The five love languages of Canvas

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Trouble in remote paradise? Can’t find happiness in your lifelong commitment? Fret no more. If you and Canvas just...

QUIZ: Should you add your sleep paralysis demon to your social bubble?

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor 1. With whom else does your sleep paralysis demon spend his time?      a) No one, he promised me...

I am Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and I am very sad and empty

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate My name is Tails ‘B’ Wagging Animal Shelter and today has been a bittersweet day.  You may have guessed it....

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 29–July 5

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How many tabs does your computer have open? Does it feel like your brain has just as much...

A single at-home TikTok workout made me too powerful

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Once all the gyms closed, I was at a loss as to where to find easy at-home workouts. Should...