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Student has life-altering epiphany in the complete silence of a Zoom breakout group

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By: Zedd Strangelove, SFU Student Quarantine was in full swing, and due to my own poor choices, my classes were, too. The beginning of online...
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The recollections of an SFU Boomer

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By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Here’s the skinny of it: incoming students for the online Fall 2020 semester are getting off too easy. They get...
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Millionaire returns from isolated Caribbean retreat, complains about forced isolation in the real world

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By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just returned from a peaceful silent retreat from an island in the Caribbean, the name of which is not...
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A Zoom love story: How I fell in love within the confines of a 4x5cm box

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By Molly Lorette, Peak Associate Oh how the utter bliss from classes seems to have faded since the transition online! No, I'm not talking about the...
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How SFU’s A-listers are managing without the limelight (and potato wedges) during the pandemic

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By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer Providing its readers with the latest scoops on SFU’s most notable, The Peak reached out to three different raccoons on...
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Professor shocked that students do not have the textbook mentioned in the syllabus emailed the night before class

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Written by Paige Riding, Humour Editor As Dr. Galicken’s PSYC 392 course started this week, he was infuriated to see half of the Zoom call...
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Student heals emotionally after falling asleep on bedspread at 2 a.m. in day clothes

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — This morning, an SFU student woke up completely emotionally stable. He had fallen asleep on top...
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Man plays hide-and-go-seek with memories of times he was wrong

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — An SFU student has been sighted in the downtown core playing hide-and-go-seek. When asked who was...
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Students heartbroken to realize it’ll be illegal to have terrible Fall Kickoff party this year

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Written by Paige Riding This week, students took a moment away from studying to process a big epiphany: thanks to the COVID-motivated ban on large...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: August 3 – 9

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Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: Is your love language “Acts of Service?” Or are you the only Aries on the face of the...
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.

Contact us:
[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024