Your sexy SFU Horoscopes: February 15–21

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student On top of social distancing measures and a general lack of lust, Mercury is also in retrograde during this sex...

QUIZ: What will your first post-COVID romance be?

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer It’s been the topic of your dreams, daydreams, and occasionally your nightmares, but it’s fine because fear is an aphrodisiac:...

Top Ten worst Valentine’s Day dates

By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Your aggressively single friends Your “single” friends will probably just mind their business on Valentine’s Day, because, shocker, it’s just...

Beedie student bails on Valentine’s Day date to check stocks

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor February 14, 11:32 a.m. Baby Girl💦 — heyyy baby, happy valentines day! <3 hope your morning is going well and can’t...

SFU x UBC: a forbidden love

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer Vancouver’s January air struck through the bones, the same as always. That is to say, it was cold, but if...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: February 8–14

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Aries: It’s frustrating to know that people are too cowardly to admit that they’ve been madly in love with you...

Your favourite class group chat

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Jan 21, 2021, 4:20 PM  Vicky created this group. Vicky named the group EDUC 112 Babes 😍💅 Vicky added You, Howard Menzuck, and...

SFU heroically lowers their own bar even further with P/CR/NR grading for electives

By: Nancy La, SFU Student After almost a full year of online classes, SFU finally wakes up from its slumber and decides that yes, students...

Four things that would’ve protected the Capitol better than their security

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer Okay, so, the whole Capitol coup happened, right? And the officers supposedly protecting the place kind of . . ....

SFU-inspired cocktails to drown your university-related sorrows

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer CW: Mentions of blood, mental health The Midterm Season An iced-coffee inspired cocktail that is basically a $9 Starbucks drink with pizazz...