Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate

SFUnexplained: There are aliens among us

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor The Day The Earth Stood Still, The 6th Day, The Fly II: what do all these movies have in common?  They...

Student takes months to realize they’re a vampire because of online classes

By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student April 15, 2021  Dear Diary,  Not to be a hypochondriac but . . . I might be losing control of my life....

SFU Student Updates: June 7–13

By: Nathan T, Peak Associate Key Updates SFU campus to remain a source of reassuring consistency We understand that the upcoming fall semester will be a time...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 7–13

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer ARIES: Don’t let your goals get ahead of you! Invent a new hobby so you can always be the best...

Five emails we’ll probably receive over the course of the semester

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor   Subject line: The Reflecting Pond incident  Joy Johnson wants you to know that she is so very sorry about the koi...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 31–June 6

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student and Certified Star Whisperer  ARIES: Mercury says it won’t come out of retrograde until you stop eating so much processed...

SFUnexplained: The hair-raising truth about SFU’s construction

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Listen up, sheeple! SFU builds stuff for themselves, not for our wellbeing or our general interest. A lot of you may...

Three quick ‘n vastly underwhelming student meals on a budget

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor Breakfast: Breakdown-fast Bowl You’ve seen the unsolicited breakfast bowl posts gracing your Instagram Explore Page. They’re right beside the equally undesired...

Online classes are the superior choice for hot student summer

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer Staring out my window wistfully as the beautiful sunshine streams through the window, I snap out of my daydream as...