Top Ten movies “cinephiles” can namedrop to assert their dominance over casual film viewers

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student The Shawshank Redemption (Dir. Frank Darabont, 1994) If you’ve got a heartbeat, you like The Shawshank Redemption. Name-dropping this...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 24–⁠ 30

By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student ARIES: I slid down Lil Nas X’s pole to hell to gather this advice: wear your sunscreen. All the smoking...

The secret life of an SFU textbook

By: Harvin Bhathal, Peak Associate  I was conceived one dark, rainy night in the dimly lit dorm room of a graduate student who can now...

Devil politely requests that people stop advocating for him

By: Alea Mohamed, Staff Writer  In a shocking turn of events, the Devil has requested that people stop advocating for him. Despite his initial gratitude,...

McFogg the Dog, Take The Wheel: an SFU-inspired playlist

By: Nancy La, Staff Writer  After a full year of online learning, I find myself missing the prison-like architecture of campus and the ambiance of...

goSFU releases statement; tearfully claims it’s trying its best

By: Alea Mohamed, Staff Writer  This week-old semester has possibly been the longest of my life. People have been bullying me about the way I...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: Pokémon edition

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor ARIES: Your fiery spirit will give you the motivation to light a flame this week, just like a Darmanitan going...

Your new pandemic best friend: the raccoon

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer  Are you looking for some raccoon therapy? Imagining a domesticated life with our residential furry friends? Well, we’ve made some...

SFUnexplained: Images Theatre is definitely haunted

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Have you ever wondered why time passes differently in Images Theatre? Have you felt a strange breeze when all the...