How not to write your thesis

Thinking of getting a master’s degree or embarking on a thesis? Let me help you with the essentials. First of all, as an intro:...

Who’s your SFSS sweetheart?

It’s that time of year again! What time of year you ask? Christmas? No way, you silly son of a pancake-headed fuck. It’s mid...

How to flirt with your cute tutorial partner

University classes offer students the perfect window to find that special somebody, yet they don’t teach you how to effectively flirt with your tutorial...

Quotes to hang on small artsy canvases in your middle-class suburban home

Bakers gonna bake White, middle-class, suburbia. With a fair degree of certainty, I’m going to assume that the only activity you partake in more than...

Tips for millennials on getting hired

Much like how humans need air to breathe and the Internet needs cute cat videos for us to look at, it is a well-known...

Songs to play for your first wedding dance

Apparently, the most requested first dance song is “All of Me” by John Legend. This is kind of like hearing that Maroon 5 is...

Political parties as vibrators

Democrats You weren't really sure about this one. The packaging was nice and celebrities keep endorsing it, yet you've heard so many questionable things about...

Reasons you’re voting for Clinton/Trump

Why you’re voting for DRUMPF 1. It’s time that politics get honest! So let’s have the wealthy elite run things openly. 2. You’re not sure why...

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