Halloween costumes to terrify the SFU Student

Halloween is just around the corner, so one might find themselves looking for a costume to terrify, tantalize, and titillate the average SFU student....

A day in the life of a killer clown

5:30 a.m. I awake, startled. The rampant thumping of my heart is hard against my chest. I clutch the collar of my ragged T-shirt,...

How to die first in a horror film in 10 easy steps

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associat Let's say you find yourself inside a horror movie. I know, right? So annoying! There's the fear, the shouting,...

Passive aggressive gift ideas

Being passive aggressive isn’t just a behaviour, it’s a lifestyle. It’s a delicate mixture of being clever and vindictive, delivered in a delightfully snarky...

SFU solves issue of overcrowded courses by hosting student battle royales

As SFU tuition prices increase whilst course availability plummets to an all-time low, the school’s board of directors has decided that this year, in...

How to have sex as an SFU student

How can I incorporate more SFU school spirit into my sex life? It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at one time or another...