Hot new slang to use in 2017

Lemon-sucking fuck-face: Bae is a lazy acronym for lazy lovers who blow their load before you can even start thinking about having an orgasm....

“Santa is real,” and other acceptable lies to tell children

I don’t have a favourite child Those of us who have siblings remember a time when our sibling received special treatment, and out of jealousy,...

12 Days of Finals

On the first day of finals The stress brought to me: At least one mental breakdown. On the second day of finals The stress brought to me: Two-day extension and...

Best Hanukkah traditions I just made up

Wintertime in North America is a fun time for goys, as you deck your halls and also everything else to the point where there...

COMIC: Peers

TRUDUMP

A sad pile of luscious Liberal locks is single and ready to mingle. The Trudeau-Obama bromance was too hot to handle, but with Obama...

How to be an SFU gold digger

Post-secondary academics suck your wallet dry and flood your calendar with to-dos. But if you can make some time in your busy life to...

How Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” predicted the Trump presidency

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Popular singer-songwriter Taylor Swift, known for songs such as “Love Story” and “Shake it Off,” has been revealed to...