My journey infiltrating the country of Islam

By: Zainab Salam, Sand Excavator Mission report: Desert Day 1 Subject: Bringing Civilization™ to the so-called Orient. “Girl, we going to Islam?” That is what I...

The Steve Chronigulls

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik The Peak recently interviewed Steve C. Gull, a local screenwriter and seagull who lives in the reflecting pond. We decided to check...

Asbestos speak out against heartless renoviction from the library

By: Heidi Kwok, asbestos tenant advocate Over the summer, SFU’s asbestos community was served a notice to vacate the fifth floor of the W.A.C. Bennett...

Gossip Peakie: The fall you turned ugly

By: Gossip Peakie  Hey, Burnaby Mountain dwellers. At this point, you should know who I am (even you first-years). If you don’t, you have...

When university completely changes that person you avoided in high school

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Some people never change. Some people make it seem like they’ve changed, but it’s actually a disguise that they horrifyingly...

The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser

By: The Humour Investigator As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to...

Inmate blames prison time on éclair shortage

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer My university life was garbage. Except for that time of the day when I’d find myself in front of my...

SFYou: Steven C. Gull

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik If you’ve taken some time to explore around SFU, you’ve likely stumbled upon the reflecting pond. This aquatic tapestry is home to...

How I escaped an R5 on its way to the recycling depot

By: Niveja Assalaarachchi, News Writer and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor PLEASE listen to me. NEVER TAKE THE R5!!! I have had the most miserable experience...

A Squishmallow-cuddling partner is a no-go

By: Zainab Salam, Relationship Expert Squishmallow stans may be ready to march with their plush armies after reading this article, but the truth is,...