Single student not even that mad that they’re alone, grateful for emotional support laundry on their bed

By: Zedd Strangelove, SFU Student The room is silent with the exception of a lone ceiling fan pushing lukewarm air down on the bed. There...

Top Ten personality traits society has outgrown the need for

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Pineapple on pizza debaters Some might say the worst thing is putting pineapple on pizza, but what’s worse than that...

SFU student devastated to learn that taking six courses does not count as a personality trait

By: Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer The semester just started and students are getting settled into their new schedules, dropping or changing classes, and, in some...

Guy who responds with forehead picture and no caption better communicator than SFU, survey reports

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor BURNABY, BC — A new survey expressed the SFU community’s overwhelming preference for communicating with a dude on their Snapchat...

Communication graduate left searching for the “s” she swears was at the end of her major’s name

By: Alex Masse, SFU Student This year hasn’t been great for anyone. Students have online schooling to dread, and graduates are braving the “new normal”...

Student has life-altering epiphany in the complete silence of a Zoom breakout group

By: Zedd Strangelove, SFU Student Quarantine was in full swing, and due to my own poor choices, my classes were, too. The beginning of online...

The recollections of an SFU Boomer

By: Carter Hemion, Peak Associate Here’s the skinny of it: incoming students for the online Fall 2020 semester are getting off too easy. They get...

Millionaire returns from isolated Caribbean retreat, complains about forced isolation in the real world

By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just returned from a peaceful silent retreat from an island in the Caribbean, the name of which is not...

A Zoom love story: How I fell in love within the confines of a 4x5cm box

By Molly Lorette, Peak Associate Oh how the utter bliss from classes seems to have faded since the transition online! No, I'm not talking about the...

How SFU’s A-listers are managing without the limelight (and potato wedges) during the pandemic

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer Providing its readers with the latest scoops on SFU’s most notable, The Peak reached out to three different raccoons on...