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Family pulls plug on man in food coma

Groups clash over the controversial decision to take over-fed man off feeding tube.  By Gary Lim VANCOUVER — The ICU at Vancouver general hospital was the...

Pizza Hands: Clogs

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

Petter Watch: October 9, 2012

Petter surprised to find out that after decades of Thanksgivings, he’s a dark meat kind of man.

Ski Ninjas: Late

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Campus Update: October 9, 2012

Professor convinced that not making students remember ‘exact dates’ sets his class apart An unnamed SFU History professor apparently still believes he is unique in...

Word on the Street: October 9, 2012

Q: So what are you be thankful for, this fine turkey day of ours?   By Gary Lim "The fact no one has asked to see my...

Coca-Cola angrily responds to SFU’s switch to Pepsi

Coca-Cola airs out grievances in an emotional letter to the university that jilted the carbonated drink. By Coca-Cola Are you fucking kidding me? A phone call?...

Read it & Weep: Fred

By Travis Dandro at Travisdandro.com

Join the Club: The Board Game Club

New to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday and Saturday night writing Link/Ganon slash-fiction?...

Ask Dr. Duh: Finances

Dear Dr. Duh, I have a little problem. This is my first year out on my own, and I’m already flat-out broke. I mean, who...