A sustainable gondola from the top of Burnaby Mountain directly to my apartment
More bursaries for people who always forget to apply for them
Every second Monday off . . . from everything
Improved public awareness about my Internet Broad City/Bob’s Burgers fan fiction
Increased accessibility for people who want a seat on the bus but also don’t feel like walking to the upper bus loop
More transparency on why the soups I make at home never taste as good as the ones I buy from The Ladle
A total ban on reminder emails about upcoming field school deadlines
Healthier, more affordable beer options for me to guzzle down at the Highland Pub
A cap put in place on how many courses beyond second-year can involve icebreakers on the first day of class
A permanent puppy room instated on campus
Plans to just rip down SFU’s confusing, user-hostile website and start over again from scratch
Proposal for a bylaw fining people who walk and text at the same time
Equal opportunity between those who buy burritos at school regularly and those who want to but can’t afford it
Abolish the 8:30 a.m. tutorial
Netflix on every computer in the library
Mandatory name tags so you never have to worry about forgetting someone’s name again
Fewer rainy days
Zero tolerance on people who eat egg salad sandwiches in class
Extend every Orange is the New Black season episode count to 50
