Hey hey, SFUers and SFUettes!

I can’t even BEGIN to POSSIBLY EVEN about how much you’re going to LOVE this issue!! I pinky promise that it has absolutely all of your favourite celebs, gossip, and pretty people making funny faces and talking about how normal they are! Did you know that the Terry Fox statue used to not even be a statue, but a real guy?! I know, right??! And he was SUCH a cutie. Can you imagine being his girlfriend? Some of our totally fab readers did, in this very issue! We also talked to the totally handsome 25-year-old guy who looks like a handsome 17-year-old guy who was in that insanely huge box office dystopia movie that came out this month, and you WILL NEVER GUESS what his favourite flavour of slurpee is. Oh, and also I met a guy on the bus last week and we totally made eye contact! Yaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!

Toodles!