Listen, every guy wants to be a stud and pick up ladies (unless he’s happily married, gay, asexual, or is just trying to watch the game). It’s the reason men spend so much money on designer clothes, take several hours grooming themselves every morning, and dedicate so much of their lives to working out at the gym. Guys today assume they have to work hard at making themselves attractive and pleasant to be around in order to get a woman, but they are dead wrong.

Most men don’t understand the first thing about what women really want, and who knows women better than a man, so listen to me. What women are attracted to is actually quite simple: you just need to stop worrying so much. Dating doesn’t need to be complicated, just follow these five easy-to-follow pieces of advice and you will be irresistible to all women.

1.

Have confidence in your symmetrical face

Whether you’re approaching a woman at a bar or trying to get that second date, there is only one thing that women care about: your attitude towards your perfectly proportional face. Just having confidence in your symmetrical eyes, nose, and mouth is guaranteed to make you 100% more attractive to women. Don’t be that schmo who hangs his gorgeous face in shame; just have some confidence! Come on, it’s that simple!

2.

Have a good sense of humour about your perfectly chiseled abs

While most men might think that all women care about is a perfect body, having a sense of humour about that perfect body is way more important. Women hate guys who take their six-pack too seriously. In fact, an exclusive PQ survey has shown that over 100% of ladies believe that being able to laugh about how jacked you are is more attractive than just having a super-hot body. So please, loosen up about those tight muscles and don’t be a robot. It’s not complicated, just be attractive and charming!

3.

Be humble about your amazing career and extreme wealth

Nobody likes a braggart, and boasting a little too much about your six-figure salary or beach-side property is a definite turn-off for most women. So please, scale it back, and try to undersell yourself a little. Only bring up your summer house in Barbados if it comes up naturally, don’t force the issue. Women prefer a humble millionaire over a cocky millionaire any day.

4.

Have good posture and be over six feet tall

You might not even think about it, but the power of having proper posture in attracting women cannot be matched, as long as you’re over 6’. Slouching can make any man who’s otherwise attractive in every other way look as unattractive as someone who’s say, only 5’11”. Don’t make this simple mistake! Straighten out your back, be a naturally tall person, and you won’t be able to stop women from coming onto you if you try!

5.

Be yourself,  if you are one of the following people

Doesn’t it always seem like it’s the simplest things that we forget? It should be obvious, but the best way to get ladies to be into you is to be yourself (provided that you are one of the following people: an architect, a lawyer, an astronaut/basketball player, an academy award-winning actor, a neurosurgeon with a black-belt, Tom Hanks, Ryan Gosling, a Seattle-based radio psychiatrist,  humour editor at The Peak, a maritime lawyer who dabbles in water-colour painting, George Clooney, Channing Tatum, a close relative of Channing Tatum, Cuba Gooding Jr., Will Smith, Paul Rudd).