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Word on the Street: Voting

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Q: Who are you planning on voting for this Tuesday?

 

I’ll probably just vote for whoever has the coolest name. That’s what I did last time and thanks to me we now have a ‘Stephen’ as our prime minister!

Michael Smith, Uninformed Voter

I’ve done my research and I can tell you without any hesitation that I’m voting ‘Code Red.’

Stephanie McNeale, Dewmocratic Patriot

Crispy Clark.

Martin Wingles, Thinks there’s a candidate named ‘Crispy Clark’

Wait, we have more than one choice?

Sun Min Yoo, North Korean Immigrant

Well, I want our economy to grow and our kids to be left without a massive debt. Of course, I’m voting ‘Code Red.’

Tom Brown, Doesn’t realize that ‘Voltage’ would be better for the economy

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