Q: Who are you planning on voting for this Tuesday?
I’ll probably just vote for whoever has the coolest name. That’s what I did last time and thanks to me we now have a ‘Stephen’ as our prime minister!
Michael Smith, Uninformed Voter
I’ve done my research and I can tell you without any hesitation that I’m voting ‘Code Red.’
Stephanie McNeale, Dewmocratic Patriot
Crispy Clark.
Martin Wingles, Thinks there’s a candidate named ‘Crispy Clark’
Wait, we have more than one choice?
Sun Min Yoo, North Korean Immigrant
Well, I want our economy to grow and our kids to be left without a massive debt. Of course, I’m voting ‘Code Red.’
Tom Brown, Doesn’t realize that ‘Voltage’ would be better for the economy
