Things we could’ve gotten for the 25 Gs we spent on the LipDub
– Twenty-five thousand $1 hookers
– One $25,000 hooker
– $25,000 in VD medication
-Pay the TAs
-Fix up our depressing-ass fountain
-Get McFogg the Dog spayed or neutered
– Buy the women’s soccer team some goals for this season
-Order a hit off Craigslist
-5,000 veggie lunches
– Seven minutes of free beer for each student at the Highland
– Four sectonds of President Petter’s time
-Plastic surgery for yo momma. Dayyym.
List compiled by the Peak Editorial Board
