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COLUMN | LIST BITCH: Ten thoughts we all had during the presidential debate
October 5, 2016Never have I ever seen such a shitshow. This debate left me confused, infuriated, and slightly nauseous. As Canadians, I think most of us were on the same page about this. Does Trump have a cold? A drug problem? Why the fuck is he sniffling every 0.001 second? Is it just me or are his nostrils shrinking? Is it possibly a sign of his personal metamorphosis into Voldemort? Poor Lester Holt probably got so drunk on Monday night. Who wrote Hillary's speech? She sounds like a fourth grade speech contestant. That being said, props to her for actually preparing for…
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COLUMN | LIST BITCH: Phrases that desperately need to die (like, yesterday)
August 2, 2016“No Homo.” Nothing says “my masculinity is as fragile as a newborn child” quite as clearly as “no homo.” Seriously, if you have to disclaim your sexuality every time you express a positive thought about the same sex, you have…
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COLUMN | LIST BITCH: Six things that don’t make you a ‘nice guy’
June 22, 2016List Bitch is a new web-exclusive column featuring feisty, unapologetic listicles on life. Click here for more, and check back each week for new content! [dropcap]A[/dropcap]s a fairly young university student, I constantly hear people fawning over guys for things that are…
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COLUMN | LIST BITCH: Eight times Republicans made me shit myself
June 1, 2016List Bitch is a new web-exclusive column featuring feisty, unapologetic listicles on life. Click here for more, and check back each week for new content! [dropcap]I[/dropcap]n case you thought having Donald Trump as the prospective nominee is the scariest thing the Republican…
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COLUMN | LIST BITCH: 10 stupid things that I don’t have time for
May 13, 2016List Bitch is a new web-exclusive column featuring feisty, unapologetic listicles on life. Check back each week for new content! 1) Decaf coffee There is a special place in hell for whoever created decaf coffee. Seriously. What a colossal waste of my precious,…
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